This Is High-brow Literature At Its Finest.

This is high-brow literature at its finest.

As much as I love it, I can't claim that it's my favorite children's book.  That distinction belongs to Tuesday (go read it!).

Coming attractions: the action flick

Boom-crash-bang, Boom-crash-bang!

Beautiful people dodge

Danger and death traps; prove

Murphy's law true.

~

Witty one-liner then

Quick cut to title page.

Coming quite soon to a

Theater near you.

Was talking about limericks with a friend and remembered this gem. This is why I love Zero Punctuation videos, Yahtzee is a genius XD

(Submission) A mariner hailing from Kish / Encountered a woman, half-fish / Ichthyologically-speaking / He always was sneaking / A few extra bites of that dish.

Thank you ieatedthepurpleone for this tasty bit of verse.

You somehow manage to squeeze absolutely bizarre, yet wonderful, words into poems.

Taken somewhere in Israel.