This Is High-brow Literature At Its Finest.

This is high-brow literature at its finest.

As much as I love it, I can't claim that it's my favorite children's book.  That distinction belongs to Tuesday (go read it!).

You know that bitter nail polish people wear when they're trying to stop biting their nails...

There once was a clever young lass

Who slept with her thumb up her ass.

When asked why she did it,

She said "To inhibit

Thumb-sucking, until the phase passed."

Meanwhile, on the side of the highway...

This was written for a friend on her 21st birthday, but was not presented to her as she most likely would have found it disturbing (particularly, after several margaritas).

Tomorrow as morning comes round

You'll find you're asleep on the ground.

With one fuzzy glance,

You'll note lack of pants,

And how piles of bodies abound.

Coming attractions: the action flick

Boom-crash-bang, Boom-crash-bang!

Beautiful people dodge

Danger and death traps; prove

Murphy's law true.

~

Witty one-liner then

Quick cut to title page.

Coming quite soon to a

Theater near you.

Shameless self-promotion

I heard you like poetry, dirty.

(Now, I swear I'm not being flirty.)

Give my blog a read;

I have what you need

Though my rhymes are sometimes ear-hurty.

Orange

a graphic/visual/wordless poem

(it's not a well-defined genre)