themanfromnantucket - There once was a man from Nantucket...
There once was a man from Nantucket...

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a graphic/visual/wordless poem

(it's not a well-defined genre)

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13 years ago

Coming attractions: the action flick

Boom-crash-bang, Boom-crash-bang!

Beautiful people dodge

Danger and death traps; prove

Murphy's law true.

~

Witty one-liner then

Quick cut to title page.

Coming quite soon to a

Theater near you.


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13 years ago

The Cork

There once was a clever young lass

Who slept with her thumb up her ass.

When asked why she did it,

She said "To inhibit

Self-suffocation from gas."


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13 years ago

Meanwhile, on the side of the highway...

This was written for a friend on her 21st birthday, but was not presented to her as she most likely would have found it disturbing (particularly, after several margaritas).

Tomorrow as morning comes round

You'll find you're asleep on the ground.

With one fuzzy glance,

You'll note lack of pants,

And how piles of bodies abound.


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13 years ago

The dark days before People Magazine told us all we need to know about American celebrities

Jiggery, Pokery,

Abraham Lincoln did

Marry a woman they

Called Mary Todd.

Though Abe loved all of her

Idiosyncrasies,

Many Americans

Found her quite odd.


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13 years ago

Dating tips for the shameless

A whaler from old Saskatoon,

Who acted a drunken buffoon

Spied his blind date,

Who was quite overweight,

And cried "Sailor, go get my harpoon!"


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