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Orange

Orange
a graphic/visual/wordless poem
(it's not a well-defined genre)
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Coming attractions: the action flick
Boom-crash-bang, Boom-crash-bang!
Beautiful people dodge
Danger and death traps; prove
Murphy's law true.
~
Witty one-liner then
Quick cut to title page.
Coming quite soon to a
Theater near you.
The Cork
There once was a clever young lass
Who slept with her thumb up her ass.
When asked why she did it,
She said "To inhibit
Self-suffocation from gas."
Meanwhile, on the side of the highway...
This was written for a friend on her 21st birthday, but was not presented to her as she most likely would have found it disturbing (particularly, after several margaritas).
Tomorrow as morning comes round
You'll find you're asleep on the ground.
With one fuzzy glance,
You'll note lack of pants,
And how piles of bodies abound.
The dark days before People Magazine told us all we need to know about American celebrities
Jiggery, Pokery,
Abraham Lincoln did
Marry a woman they
Called Mary Todd.
Though Abe loved all of her
Idiosyncrasies,
Many Americans
Found her quite odd.
Dating tips for the shameless
A whaler from old Saskatoon,
Who acted a drunken buffoon
Spied his blind date,
Who was quite overweight,
And cried "Sailor, go get my harpoon!"