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The Dark Days Before People Magazine Told Us All We Need To Know About American Celebrities
The dark days before People Magazine told us all we need to know about American celebrities
Jiggery, Pokery,
Abraham Lincoln did
Marry a woman they
Called Mary Todd.
Though Abe loved all of her
Idiosyncrasies,
Many Americans
Found her quite odd.
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Meanwhile, on the side of the highway...
This was written for a friend on her 21st birthday, but was not presented to her as she most likely would have found it disturbing (particularly, after several margaritas).
Tomorrow as morning comes round
You'll find you're asleep on the ground.
With one fuzzy glance,
You'll note lack of pants,
And how piles of bodies abound.
Looking back through, history we've had some really stupid ideas about medicine
Splishity-Splashity
Keen Dr. Semmelweis
Started the practice of
Washing his hands.
Though other doctors thought
Such washing useless, his
Anti-bacterial
Methods still stand.
You know that bitter nail polish people wear when they're trying to stop biting their nails...
There once was a clever young lass
Who slept with her thumb up her ass.
When asked why she did it,
She said "To inhibit
Thumb-sucking, until the phase passed."
Because this is a blog for classy things like poetry, I would like to showcase a sensual snippet of the literary phenomenon sweeping the nation as read by a critically acclaimed voice actor.
Loki: trickster god of the Norse
Fell head over heels for a horse,
Turned into a mare,
Had quite an affair,
And gave birth an eight-legged foal, of course.
(Photo source: jen-and-kris)