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9 years ago

I mean they're a better candidate than some of the ones we have right now

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”


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The major problem -one of the major problems, for there are several-one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.

To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem…

…Who can possibly rule if no one who wants to do it can be allowed to?

-Douglas Adam’s

Restaurant at the end of the universe, Chap 28

fortunecookiewarlock - Captain Ravioli

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6 months ago

I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...

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I may have done something just to fulfill my fantasy (and hopefully yours too!), and I'm sorry in advance! 😭

Ever wanted to save the world while juggling the affections of a trio of powerful figures? Welcome to The Ultimate Conspiracy! 🎉

Step into the shoes of a cryptography whiz who’s just been thrust into a high-stakes game of political intrigue. You'll need to crack unbreakable codes, stop a catastrophic conspiracy, and navigate the complicated affections of the President, the Vice President, and the Director of the CIA.

It’s a rollercoaster of decisions where every choice could be the difference between national disaster and a steamy romance. Because who says saving the world can’t come with a side of drama and heart-throbbing tension?

Dive in and let’s unravel this mess together!

Please tell me your thoughts on this because I’ve already written the prologue and set the tone for the story. This will be my first time writing for an audience, so please know that I am OPEN to every single comment, criticism, and suggestion. I’m eager to hear what you think and how I can improve. Thanks a ton for taking the time to read and provide feedback!

Here's the link for the AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58525693/chapters/149098852

ALSO, by the time you see this, there might be some updates already, but please feel free to comment or do whatever you want <3

EDIT: CHAPTER 2 OUT NOW!!

I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...
I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...
I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...
I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...

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6 months ago

HEY LOVES I JUST RELEASED CHAPTER 5 GO GO READ IT NOW OMGGG

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I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...

archiveofourown.org
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I may have done something just to fulfill my fantasy (and hopefully yours too!), and I'm sorry in advance! 😭

Ever wanted to save the world while juggling the affections of a trio of powerful figures? Welcome to The Ultimate Conspiracy! 🎉

Step into the shoes of a cryptography whiz who’s just been thrust into a high-stakes game of political intrigue. You'll need to crack unbreakable codes, stop a catastrophic conspiracy, and navigate the complicated affections of the President, the Vice President, and the Director of the CIA.

It’s a rollercoaster of decisions where every choice could be the difference between national disaster and a steamy romance. Because who says saving the world can’t come with a side of drama and heart-throbbing tension?

Dive in and let’s unravel this mess together!

Please tell me your thoughts on this because I’ve already written the prologue and set the tone for the story. This will be my first time writing for an audience, so please know that I am OPEN to every single comment, criticism, and suggestion. I’m eager to hear what you think and how I can improve. Thanks a ton for taking the time to read and provide feedback!

Here's the link for the AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58525693/chapters/149098852

ALSO, by the time you see this, there might be some updates already, but please feel free to comment or do whatever you want <3

EDIT: CHAPTER 2 OUT NOW!!

I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...
I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...
I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...
I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...

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6 months ago

YALL JUST RELEASED CHAPTER 6!!! I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO READ IT AAAAAA!!

YALL JUST RELEASED CHAPTER 6!!! I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO READ IT AAAAAA!!
YALL JUST RELEASED CHAPTER 6!!! I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO READ IT AAAAAA!!
archiveofourown.org
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...

archiveofourown.org
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I may have done something just to fulfill my fantasy (and hopefully yours too!), and I'm sorry in advance! 😭

Ever wanted to save the world while juggling the affections of a trio of powerful figures? Welcome to The Ultimate Conspiracy! 🎉

Step into the shoes of a cryptography whiz who’s just been thrust into a high-stakes game of political intrigue. You'll need to crack unbreakable codes, stop a catastrophic conspiracy, and navigate the complicated affections of the President, the Vice President, and the Director of the CIA.

It’s a rollercoaster of decisions where every choice could be the difference between national disaster and a steamy romance. Because who says saving the world can’t come with a side of drama and heart-throbbing tension?

Dive in and let’s unravel this mess together!

Please tell me your thoughts on this because I’ve already written the prologue and set the tone for the story. This will be my first time writing for an audience, so please know that I am OPEN to every single comment, criticism, and suggestion. I’m eager to hear what you think and how I can improve. Thanks a ton for taking the time to read and provide feedback!

Here's the link for the AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58525693/chapters/149098852

ALSO, by the time you see this, there might be some updates already, but please feel free to comment or do whatever you want <3

EDIT: CHAPTER 2 OUT NOW!!

I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...
I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...
I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...
I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...

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6 months ago

CHAPTER 7 IS OUT NOWWWW!!! MEETING THE VP ALREADY AHHHHHH AND SOMEONE GETTING A BIT JEALOUS MWAHAHAH

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CHAPTER 7 IS OUT NOWWWW!!! MEETING THE VP ALREADY AHHHHHH AND SOMEONE GETTING A BIT JEALOUS MWAHAHAH
CHAPTER 7 IS OUT NOWWWW!!! MEETING THE VP ALREADY AHHHHHH AND SOMEONE GETTING A BIT JEALOUS MWAHAHAH
CHAPTER 7 IS OUT NOWWWW!!! MEETING THE VP ALREADY AHHHHHH AND SOMEONE GETTING A BIT JEALOUS MWAHAHAH
CHAPTER 7 IS OUT NOWWWW!!! MEETING THE VP ALREADY AHHHHHH AND SOMEONE GETTING A BIT JEALOUS MWAHAHAH

I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...

archiveofourown.org
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I may have done something just to fulfill my fantasy (and hopefully yours too!), and I'm sorry in advance! 😭

Ever wanted to save the world while juggling the affections of a trio of powerful figures? Welcome to The Ultimate Conspiracy! 🎉

Step into the shoes of a cryptography whiz who’s just been thrust into a high-stakes game of political intrigue. You'll need to crack unbreakable codes, stop a catastrophic conspiracy, and navigate the complicated affections of the President, the Vice President, and the Director of the CIA.

It’s a rollercoaster of decisions where every choice could be the difference between national disaster and a steamy romance. Because who says saving the world can’t come with a side of drama and heart-throbbing tension?

Dive in and let’s unravel this mess together!

Please tell me your thoughts on this because I’ve already written the prologue and set the tone for the story. This will be my first time writing for an audience, so please know that I am OPEN to every single comment, criticism, and suggestion. I’m eager to hear what you think and how I can improve. Thanks a ton for taking the time to read and provide feedback!

Here's the link for the AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58525693/chapters/149098852

ALSO, by the time you see this, there might be some updates already, but please feel free to comment or do whatever you want <3

EDIT: CHAPTER 2 OUT NOW!!

I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...
I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...
I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...
I MAY HAVE BEEN A LIL TOO HORNY OVER BILL PULLMAN'S CHARACTER ON INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996)...

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1 year ago

I would love to have a president (talking about the US) who is a tumblr person. I think that would be a really interesting platform, like the issues they raise awareness for, and when they meet people and try to make jokes, all the jokes would be very tumblr. Jokes referring to color theory and horse pinko and vanilla extract, and they could refer to their spouse as their blorbo.

And the best part. They stole their shoelaces from the president.


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10 months ago
Meet Mike, The President Of GXYZ Entertainment. Share, Follow And Hit The Like Button.

Meet Mike, the President of GXYZ Entertainment. Share, follow and hit the like button.


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4 years ago

This election is one of the most important political events of the century. You're not just voting for yourself, your circle, your state, or even your country -you're voting for the entire world. America needs someone who represents the true majority, someone who'll do their job not just as a figure, but a doer. Someone, who'll take responsibility over matters.

The US president is a very influential person. The next to carry that title will have incredible control over a lot of important issues in the coming year alone.

Please, use your heads, use your voices and most importantly, use your votes, 'cause you can & we're counting on you to make a wise decision.


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10 years ago

FORGET THE PRINCESS, CALL ME PRESIDENT.


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"I'm Your National AnthemGod, You're So Handsome Take Me To The HamptonsBugatti Veyron" -Lana Del Rey.

"I'm your National Anthem God, you're so handsome take me to the Hamptons Bugatti Veyron" -Lana Del Rey. Black and White Ink wash illustration of Lana inspired by her video for "National Anthem". Illustrated by Christian Cimoroni


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