"This Queer Buggy" - Oh, The Irony.

"This queer buggy" - oh, the irony.

hilarious

Limerick

There once was a man from japan 

whose limerick never would scan,

when asked why this was

he said “Its because,

i always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as ever possibly i can!”

A little bit of Geoffrey Chaucer for your dash.

Richard Feynman, a quantum-physicist:

“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.” 

when my parents lived in israel, my dad worked in this restaurant with a palestinian man who did not speak hebrew very well. my dad taught him how to say things like “butts” in russian, and he taught my dad how to say things like “poop” in arabic. the moral of the story is that no matter what your ethnicity is, all men are secretly 5 years old.