Why Cant You Hear A Pterodactyl Go To The Bathroom

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom

because the P is silent

also because they’re dead

made rebloggable by request

Oh, and one more treat to celebrate the end of the Cmdr. Hadfield era on the ISS as he readies for his return tomorrow.

Here he is singing David Bowie’s “Space Oddity”, in space.

Your head now has permission to explode.

This Week in Science - May 6 - 12, 2013:

ESO & Oxford theories here.

Medical device inspiration here.

Pear-shaped nucleus here.

Meat-eating plant in Japan here.

Trophy molecule here.

Ancient DNA here.

Injectable eye robots here.

Antarctica deep-sea fish here.

Methane-based ecosystem here.

Troubling carbon dioxide levels here.

Metamaterial here.

Winged hybrid vehicle here.