Tag Which Tardigrade You Are, Im Terry

tag which tardigrade you are, im terry

i’ll........... be............ gooooooooone

with a snake or.......... TWOOOOOOOO

*runs off with like 8 snakes stashed carefully in various pockets and bags*

snake……… on………… meeeee………… (snake on me)

snake…… meeeee…….. OOOOOOON (SNAKE ON ME)

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…like a jerk!  @ themanfromnantucket has set me straight…

#i have been a fool#my poop hubris is my downfall

Those tags are the best thing I’ve seen all day.

@adorablespiders and @why-animals-do-the-thing: What kind of spider is this and does it have the bodily strength to pluck the strings loud enough to make noise?

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I have Shoveled.

@metasaloon

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