@metasaloon

@metasaloon

reblog and tag which bird you are

With spinoff series (in a similar fashion) for @importantbirds

I want @rate-my-reptile to have a TV series. Not a full show, but like an ongoing series of one-minute mini-episodes like they used to play on Nickelodeon in the middle of the commercial breaks? Just like, you watch the cartoon, some commercials, then “And now, Rate My Reptile!” and the ‘show’ would be a clip of a reptile doing a thing with a voiceover saying things like “yes i go bleeb the bloop when I shimmel the shangle yes good excellent” and it ends with a photo of the reptile with the rating as a big caption before going back to commercials.

spiders georg: I live in cave and eat over 10,000 spiders each day

everyone else: you fucked up a perfect good factoid is what you did. look at it. it’s got statistical error.

tag the frog that you are

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch