I Am A Simple Man. I Scroll. I See Chuuya Nakahara. I Say Smash Out Loud To The Empty Room. I Continue

I am a simple man. I scroll. I see Chuuya Nakahara. I say smash out loud to the empty room. I continue to scroll.

I hope he bruises his nonexistent ass

The deep pain of being unable to murder fictional characters… and also not wanting to get bodysnatched by a russian rat who very clearly predates shampoo

I saw someone say "give fyodor an award" and uh no actually id rather hit him over the head with a brick multiple times but thanks anyway

Being a Hunting Dogs fan is looking at all the other characters "dying" and thinking your favorites will be fine too. Like a fool

I picked a favorite organization and according to asagiri I picked wrong

Dazai has a straight jacket that says "I went to Meursault and all I got was this dumb shirt"

Back in April I was in a partial hospitalization program, and one of the activities they had us do to keep us occupied was dye hard boiled eggs for Easter. So of course my first thought was "What if I eat one with the shell on like Tecchou"

Then someone did