UNCLE RICK WHEN I CATCH YOU UNCLE RICK

UNCLE RICK WHEN I CATCH YOU UNCLE RICK

"james and lily are meant to be together blah blah blah" literally shut up jegulus has an icecream

”Look I know you didn’t want to be a Halfblood”

GUYS LUKE IS SAYING IT TO SHOW THE PARALLELS BETWEEN HIM AND PERCY

i love the ship names sunseeker and starchaser for jegulus because it goes deeper than just quidditch positions.

starchaser implies that james will chase regulus to the ends of the earth when he tries to close off from james, because of course he does. regulus will spend the first year (at least) of the relationship torn between not feeling good enough for the literal sunshine that is james and yet selfishly not being able to let him go. so regulus will bounce back and forth indecisively between what he wants and what he thinks james deserves, while james will always be a step behind him because he won't give up on regulus for anything.

sunseeker indicates the same. regulus doesn't feel that he, the slytherin from a broken home with an even more broken heart, is inherently good enough for james, who, by all accounts, shits rainbows. he is expected to follow voldemort and uphold the family name and be everything sirius can't be because he knows his brother isn't what he was born to be. because sirius, at his core, is the same as james. looser morals, maybe, a craze in his eye when the family madness catches up to him, perhaps, and the same broken heart that regulus carries with him, of course, but sirius is good. the black brothers are made from the same materials, but they were molded, contorted into different shapes. sirius knows he is good and he sleeps next to his wolf with a smile knowing this, knowing he is above their mother and beyond their family and more than he was meant to be. regulus feels too shattered by the world to be enough for james, but can't stop seeking him out because his sunrays are healing and salazar, if he isn't the centre of regulus' world. he is the light in the constant darkness of regulus' life.

regulus doesn't want to let him go, but luckily for him, james won't let him run.

“You are Poseidon’s son.”

“I am Sally Jackson’s son!”

YEAH YOU TELL EM PERCY FUCK A DEADBEAT DAD

*from my fic*

"lupin, i honestly don't care what your troll-brained friends are doing out there. not my circus, most definitely not my monkeys- hold on, that's evan. that's evan and- is that pandora? fuck and that's barty! those are my monkeys! why did dorcas leave them unsupervised? lupin stop laughing! how did they get the squid in the tree?"

this fic is just crack atp