
in my marauder era.
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Jason: No, I don't care if no one can look after Replacemet except me. Just drop him near some dumpster, he'll be alright.
Jason 3 seconds later: Welp, I guess this is my kid now. Batman can find himself another, he's quite talented in this.
i overitalicize everything and overuse the word fuck. and y'all are gonna have to deal with it
i love the ship names sunseeker and starchaser for jegulus because it goes deeper than just quidditch positions.
starchaser implies that james will chase regulus to the ends of the earth when he tries to close off from james, because of course he does. regulus will spend the first year (at least) of the relationship torn between not feeling good enough for the literal sunshine that is james and yet selfishly not being able to let him go. so regulus will bounce back and forth indecisively between what he wants and what he thinks james deserves, while james will always be a step behind him because he won't give up on regulus for anything.
sunseeker indicates the same. regulus doesn't feel that he, the slytherin from a broken home with an even more broken heart, is inherently good enough for james, who, by all accounts, shits rainbows. he is expected to follow voldemort and uphold the family name and be everything sirius can't be because he knows his brother isn't what he was born to be. because sirius, at his core, is the same as james. looser morals, maybe, a craze in his eye when the family madness catches up to him, perhaps, and the same broken heart that regulus carries with him, of course, but sirius is good. the black brothers are made from the same materials, but they were molded, contorted into different shapes. sirius knows he is good and he sleeps next to his wolf with a smile knowing this, knowing he is above their mother and beyond their family and more than he was meant to be. regulus feels too shattered by the world to be enough for james, but can't stop seeking him out because his sunrays are healing and salazar, if he isn't the centre of regulus' world. he is the light in the constant darkness of regulus' life.
regulus doesn't want to let him go, but luckily for him, james won't let him run.
nico di angelo, damian wayne and regulus black are all the same person in different fonts thank you that is all
now that season two is confirmed, i can die happy. everything has righted in my life. the world seems so much brighter.
UNCLE RICK WHEN I CATCH YOU UNCLE RICK
well that was a rollercoaster and a half.
a completely predictable rolllercoaster, mind, but still a rollercoaster i'm going to need approximately 3-5 business days to recover from.
the chokehold that p4perback and whataboutpadfoot have on me rn needs to be studied
they’re my roman empire
i haven't had the time to watch percy jackson ep 7, and i hate how that means i cant go on any social media in fear of spoilers for a show based on a book series i've read like 50 times

absolutely screw charlie stupid bushnell and his stupid arms and his stupid hands and - worst of all - his stupid bloody fucking sodding stupid curly hair.
actually you have a mama's boy and then you have whatever the hell percy jackson is because that kid PRAYED to his MOM instead of his father who's an actual god .
“You are Poseidon’s son.”
“I am Sally Jackson’s son!”
YEAH YOU TELL EM PERCY FUCK A DEADBEAT DAD
regulus is a short little man but when he and sirius both stop growing he is a singular inch taller than sirius and they'll fight about it for the rest of their lives that is my truth
i believe i've caught the luke brainrot disease (LBRD) that's been going around recently. it is as amazing and as brain melting as everyone has said.
it also doesn't make sense.
i read those books. many many times. i know precisely what that man is and yet i love him.
i guess it's like the anakin thing? you go into the prequels knowing he becomes what he does but you love him anyway because he's anakin fucking skywalker.

"james and lily are meant to be together blah blah blah" literally shut up jegulus has an icecream

Petition to get Ryan Reynolds to play Paul Blofis in the PJO tv show. Sally Jackson deserves an exceptionally hot husband, and Ryan and Walker have such great chemistry in The Adam Project that I just want to watch them work together again. Ryan Reynolds was made to play the clueless but loving and well-meaning stepfather, and tbh if this show gets popular enough I feel like he'd be into it.
please i need the new PJO episode and lotus casino ONLY BECAUSE if i see two little italian kids EVEN IN THE BACKGROUND i will LOSE MY FUCKING MIND even if they're just there, not saying anything, if i lay EYES on them i will FLIP nico di angelo lives in my head RENT FREE i need CONTENT
James: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
does it make sense that i love batman far more as a conceptual thing than i do like actual media??? like absolutely are the bats in the BatCave™️ called the BatBats™️, there for the aesthetic and bruce is terrified of them but robert pattinson can fuck all the way off
jegulus haters are all "james is straight" "james isn't gay" but never "regulus is straight" cuz no man who writes a resignation letter to his evil boss saying "I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more" is straight.
*from my fic*
"lupin, i honestly don't care what your troll-brained friends are doing out there. not my circus, most definitely not my monkeys- hold on, that's evan. that's evan and- is that pandora? fuck and that's barty! those are my monkeys! why did dorcas leave them unsupervised? lupin stop laughing! how did they get the squid in the tree?"
this fic is just crack atp
no one could ever deny that regulus arcturus black is one DRAMATIC son of a bitch (take full offence walburga). with a name like that how could he not be?
he's surprisingly easy to write for though. perhaps melodramatic monologues are my specialty?