My Second Time Reading. I Giggled. Whos Coming With Me To Hell?

My second time reading. I giggled. Who’s coming with me to hell?

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Gay Dokhyuk Scenes: Part 2

(— still means I skipped sentences)

“Earlier with Master. Master and Ahjussi...” —-

“Well that. You two...”

“What?” I decided to feign ignorance

Lee Jihye’s expression became more serious.

“Wake up, you jerk! Don’t fall into these sentiments!” Lee Jihye imitated my voice. I felt embarrassed suddenly hearing my words out of another’s mouth.

“For the first time...tagt determination! Have you already forgotten?”——

“I came here because of you! Why are you alone? We are together!

“No wait a minute-”

“I’ve always been around you! Don’t loose hope! Think of the child!” —-

“S-something like that? Ahjussi, you and Master...” -

“Think what you want,” I sighed.

“...indeed. Don’t worry! I’ll give him your love letter!”

I shurugged and turned around. Behind me, her bullshit continued. “Wait! How did you give birth to a child?”

“Ask Yoo Jonghyuk.” Yes. Yoo Jonghyuk, I leave everything to you. ——

[The constellation ‘Prisoner of the Golden Headband’ respects your taste]

[Constellation ‘Secretive Plotter’ thinks it is ridiculous]

[constellation ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire’ likes your comradeship.]

I love how Jihye automatically assumes he gave birth. And on my first read, I thought SP was jealouse and started calling him ‘Rich Uncle’. This was the scene that made me question weather Yoo Sangah was right or not.

“He was a mouthy bastard.” ——

This jerk, he must think he’s so cool.

...Honestly, he was a bit cool.

I love it when characters admit someone else was cool. And I love it when YJH swears.

“Then try it. Is your sword faster or my tongue”

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“I’ll hit you gently, please don’t die.” —- I slapped his swollen face.

Hehehe...I’m trying so hard not to include random moments, but awwwww. It reminds me of Manner of Death situations where the main couple decides to fake killing eachother.

The 28 year old Kim Dokja might be able to help the 17 year old Kim Dokja escape from the nightmare for a short time. —Just like Yoo Jonghyuk was to me in those days.

This is sweet. Not a Dokhyuk moment, but still very sweet.

I stared to Han Sooyang before looking away. “Yoo Jonghyuk doenst like the body of a child.”

NGL, that sounds like jealousy. Also, you’re one to talk with your tiny shouldersz.

“He was with me the whole time. He kept asking me to take him to Kim Dokja.”

Aweeer. Another rom-com moment. Lovers fight in war. One is far away The other gets injured and desires to see his lover in his last moments...

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 10

(- means I skipped sentences)

Dionysus had told me not the trust anyone. However, that was only if the opponent was a constellation. I had at least one person that I could believe in.

Cute.

“I have something to say to you.” — Yoo Jonghyuk stared at he as I held his hand.

This sounds like a love confession. I remember how Uriel almost fainted in this scene. AND THEY WERE HOLDING HANDSHAJEJEIEH.

I opened my mouth and glanced at Yoo Jonghyuk. “The name of our nebula would be...Kim Dokja’s Company.”

“There isn’t a name yet.” Yoo Jonghyuk casually interrupts.

It’s like they’re naming a child and can’t agree on a name. AND THEYRE STILL HOLDING HANDSNEKEJEOEO.

[...I’ll also give a name to your nebulae. It shall be Forbidden-omph omphh]

The archangels kinda annoyed me in this scene. Let Uriel finish!!!

“Hey! These are Kim Dokja’s items! Are you going to steal them?”

“...why did Kim Dokja leave his items to you?”

“That...is because I am his most trustworthy person?”

“Then I will kill you and take them.”

“Y-you wnat to kill me? What will Kim Dokja think?”

Yoo Jonghyuk thought for a while before finally letting her go.

He sounds so jealous rn...

And he let Sooyang go when she mentioned Dokja TT

I wanted to say my name but grumpiness got to me. “What? I am Yoo Jonghyuk.” —

“You will...regret...giving me...your name.”

—I felt a bit sorry. I hadn’t intended this to happen. However, Yoo Jonghyuk should also suffer for a bit.

He’s so petty-

“It’s nothing.” Yoo Jonghyuk hesitated a bit before adding. “...that guy is doing something bothersome again.”

“That guy?”

“There is such a person.”

—“is it that ugly Ahjussi?”

“...”

“Oppa looks happy when talking about that person.”

Yoo Jonghyuk looks embarrassed.—“you are mistaken.”

“Is that so?” Yoo Mia laughs.

Children read people the best :)

“I need your help.”

“I told you not to get involved with me again. I only helped you that one time to repay my dept to Kim Dokja.”

“It is related to Kim Dokja.”

Yoo Jonghyuk’s killer intent slightly subsided. “What do you mean?”

I’m starting to see a pattern here...

Gahhhh thisissocute

Also, I’m currently rereading ORV to sniff out all the Dokhyuk scenes. Why am I doing this? To spite some bimbo on Reddit.

“The possiblity of Kim Namwoon reminiscing is as believable as Yoo Jonghyuk Turing into a girl.”

Well, there’s that too. It’s not that accurate, but it did say something like this.

The amount of foreshadowing taht went into ORV is so...genius’s

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 8

(- means I skipped sentences)

I saw Yoo Jonghyuk who was staring at me. Shit, I was almost surprised to death.

“Kim Dokja, are you dead?”

Don’t tell me he pulled an Edward Cullen 💀 except it’s death, not sleep.

—“…Do you know the reincarnator?”

Yoo Jonghyuk’s eyes narrowed. Min Jiwon, who hadn’t wanted to disturb us, finally interrupted. She had a startled expression on her face as she said,

“The two of you are quite familiar with each other.”

He sounds jealous, but ik he’s just sus. (You can’t spell sus without us ❤️) Min Jiwon smells it-

“Jonghyuk, we can save the world. Don’t you know?”

Yoo Jonghyuk stared at me. “What are you talking about?”

HE SAID THE GIVEN NAME, YA’LL! CALM DOWN!!!

“Now now. Our Supreme King is in a bad mood right now, so back off. Do you want to die?” I personally stepped forward to get rid of any causes of depression.

Awwww he’s protecting him...

“Before that, let’s take a moment to breath. The view is great.” I said while sitting on the roof railing.

Yoo Jonghyuk asked me, “What are you up to?”

I don’t know why, but so get Kdrama vibes from this. Gong Taegwa(?) and Lee Enbi anyone? (Who are you? School: 2015)

“I don’t like landscapes.”

“Why?”

“They are things that will disappear someday.”

D E E P

It didn’t matter that the constellation was sad. All that mattered right now was Yoo Jonghyuk.

This is so freaking fluffy 🤧

Yes Yoo Jonghyuk. Feel conflicted. What would happen to me if you died?

I know this isn’t supposed to be cute but aweee 🥰

These are slightly out of order but you get the gist.