A Kid Just Said To Another One To Go Fuck Themselves. These Shits Are What, Like, 4? This Shit Is Hilarious

A kid just said to another one to go fuck themselves. These shits are what, like, 4? This shit is hilarious

I am sitting on a bench in the park with a lollipop in my mouth watching little gremlins go apeshit while their parents watch. There HAS to be an aesthetic for this

(My crush reminded me btw so yay)

HAPPY 9TH UNDERTALE ANNIVERSARY!! (it feels like yesterday it was the 8th???)

I am sitting on a bench in the park with a lollipop in my mouth watching little gremlins go apeshit while their parents watch. There HAS to be an aesthetic for this

So apparently I found the best way to cheese the Rodin fight in bayo 3. If you use the clock tower and use the umbran armor, instead of losing health you lose magic, and you also can dodge indefinitely until the armor is on AND activate witch time by dodging perfectly. Since you can spam dodge chances are that you are gonna get a perfect dodge every once in a while, especially since Rodin is so fast, and dodging perfectly actually gives you some more magic other than activating witch time. For the attacking part, just mash the button to shoot, don't hold it, press it repeatedly. It does far more damage that way, and you can get one health bar down in about two witch times (I had the climax earring and also used the earring that raises your summon's attack tho, so try these). With this strategy I got a pure platinum rating, so that's something. If you run out of magic there is a possibility that the clocktower will go back to being the clocktower so activate it while in witch time so Rodin doesn't kick your ass during the semi-cutscene. The armor is especially good if you struggle mostly with the black hole attack, since the attack will lower magic instead of hp. Be sure to have Rosa's weapon equipped too because it looks cool and if you wanna attack while not in the armor the basic combo with the demon attack at the end will launch Rodin in the air, making him (almost always) do a dive attack that is easily predictable and basically gives you free witch time. This was really fun!

So i've been playing xenoblade chronicles and... It's so fucking boring. Yeah, yeah, I can make Shulk shirtless, big deal. But the gameplay is just so BORING. they do all the base attacks on their own, and you just move around to use the right special attack at the right time. That is when you are fighting. There aren't any other pieces of gameplay other than fighting, changing armors, moving to the next ques and fight again. The main quest is always just given to you and you just follow it. And it's also always with a sense of impending doom too that you do the main quests, so you don't have time to think about exploring, doing side quests, socializing with other NPCs, trading, doing trials. The story is also kinda weak? Yeah, yeah, they killed your girlfriend so now you wanna kill all of them but wait your girlfriend is alive and the monado yada yada yada. After the first 3 cutscenes I already lost interest for the story. I recently restarted it and I am on chapter 7, last time I played I was in chapter 15. I never finished this game for how boring it is! Like, it's fine if you like it, but you can't tell me that it moves at an acceptable pace. Also the outfits. Why do women always need to have such abominably revealing outfits??? (I know it's to please the straight male player, but still...) Sharla always has her boobs out. Even if I really try to find a decent outfit, she has to have her boobs out on all of them. Same thing for Fiora's thighs. And I personally don't want to see that if that's not the main vibe of the game. I am all for sexualization in every piece of media, but only when it's either justified in the lore of the character, or when the game treats all characters the same. If you want to keep Sharla's boobs out you should always make sure that Reyn always has a crop top that shows his back muscles. If Fiora has to have such a short skirt then give Shulk a sweater so big that his shoulders and collarbone show.

I don't know, this game is not for me at all. That's what happens when you base all your curiosity on "huh the protagonist is really fucking cute".

I've been thinking about Stolas... I don't know if I also romanticize the idea of love and just chose randomly to be attracted to the best person I know (and my first friend). Maybe it is like that, but I wouldn't know how to know that. This kind of scares me? Maybe because character I love so much in Helluva Boss is telling me things I don't know about myself? And what should I do in that case? Pretend that the last 7 years didn't count? Or that I don't still have feelings for him? This isn't much of an issue for him, we've talked about what he means to me once or twice and we are still friends after everything, but I don't know how to feel about this. Mostly because I am not sad that he doesn't like me back? Like, I can't think of being with anyone else at the moment, but him being straight doesn't bother me at all. Am I doing that? Am I romanticizing love instead of the actual person?