() Why?! Why Is Prince Silverwing So Attractive?

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ why?! Why is prince silverwing so attractive?

Prince Silverwing: Oh anon, you’re too sweet. But in truth, I am just a common pony. Thank you for the vote of confidence, though.

Literally everyone else, IC and Out: It’s the sideburns.

How did the other pony paladins react when they were given their Lions?

Princess Allura: Prince Silverwing, you will pilot The Black Lion, who requires a Natural-Born Leader. Someone who is in control at all times, and whose men follow without question.

Princess Allura: The Green Lion has an inquisitive nature, and requires a Paladin of intelligence and daring.

Princess Allura: Pigeon Catcher, you will pilot The Green Lion.

Princess Allura: The Yellow Lion is caring, and kind. It is the mightiest of lions, and cares for others before itself. Sunlit Honey, The Yellow Lion will be flown by you.

Sunlit Honey: Me?

Princess Allura: Now, The Blue Lion-

Azure-Blue: Wait, wait, hold up! Let me guess!

Azure-Blue: She takes the most charming, handsomest, and best flier of the group! Am I right or am I right?

Princess Allura: Er-

Princess Allura: The Red Lion is the most temperamental and pickiest of the Voltron Lions. It is also the fastest and most agile of them. It requires a Paladin who follows instinct above all else.

Princess Allura: Luxfite, you will pilot The Red Lion.

Heydi ho, it's time to get the lions!...where are they exactly?

Coran: The Yellow and Green lions appear to be on planets on differing sides of the universe.

Coran: But the Red Lion doesn’t seem to be locatable for the moment.

Still taking funny asks? If so...Look! There's a ball pit in the castle!

???: No matter what, my daughter, Zarkon must not be allowed another hour.

I thought I escaped this...

Princess Allura: Coran is taking them to the ships.

Princess Allura: I need to locate Red, and ready the castle defenses, and start up the wormholes so we can gather the other lions in the meantime,

Princess Allura: And I need to not cry. Princesses don’t cry when there’s things yet to be done.

???: Squeak!

Princess Allura: ... Perhaps we aren’t the last living Alteans after all...