Irene: Raindrops On Roses And Whiskers On Kittens ~

Irene: raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens ~

Yeri, from across the dorm, full volume: STICKING MY DICK IN ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

Oh, no. Oh, dear. We have awful news. We accidentally added group chats to Tumblr.

Group chats are a place for you to connect with other people on Tumblr to discuss things that are important to you—like long Furby, or your favorite fandom.

It’s terribly upsetting, but this is going to make it even easier to connect with like-minded people and find new communities you might not know existed.

We have no idea how this came to be

Each group chat can hold up to 100 members. To make matters worse, you can create and join as many group chats as your beating heart desires.

The only good news we can give at this time

Group chats must be a friendly and welcoming space for everyone. When you create a group chat, you become the sole owner and are responsible for how it is run. You alone can invite new members and accept or deny incoming requests to join. Just remember: group chats are publicly viewable, and while only members may participate, anyone on Tumblr can see its contents.

As the owner of a group chat, you possess the power to remove any member or message you feel needs to be removed. However, you do not need to be the owner or even a member to report a violation of our hate speech policy or other aspects of our Community Guidelines. Reports will be properly dealt with by our Trust & Safety team.

Phew

We hesitate to tell you this, but to learn more about how to use group chats, head on over to our Help Center. It’s full of tips, tricks, and helpful information. Disgusting. We’re so sorry.

You’ve been warned. We can’t protect you from the truth any longer.

To find existing group chats, just search for them in the app like you would any ol’ topic. If you don’t see what you want, consider being your own hero and making your own. Just tap the new group chat icon in the upper right-hand corner of your dashboard or simply swipe left from the dashboard. There you will see all of the group chats you own or use, as well as the option to make a brand new one by tapping the “+” in the right-hand corner. Make sure you’re using version 14.5.1 or you’ll be spared the horrors of good conversation and finding new friends.

svt as cat valentine ("victorious") quotes

seungcheol: *gasps* "my haircolor has nothing to do with my psychological problems!"

jeonghan: "hey, girly." "what?" *pulls out trumpet and blows into it as hard as she can*

jisoo: "you just punched me in the face!" "you said to..."

jun: *hands robby package* "that'll be $19.95. free shipping!"

soonyoung: "did i mention the clown was my cousin jessie?" "color the pretty tiger!"

wonwoo: "hate me now?" "no...i just want something bad to happen to you..."

jihoon: *giggles* "what?" "our car is topless."

mingyu: "my eyebrows are gone!" "no they're not, i told you they're right here!" *pulls out two wax strips with eyebrows on them*

seokmin: "do you wanna cancel the bet?" "no." "no!" "possibly..."

minghao: "okay. if you don't know, you don't know." *slaps*

seungkwan: "beck and i are gonna-" "oooooh..."

hansol: "one time, my brother was in a parade but he was innapropriate so the parade people called the police and now he's not allowed to be in parades. or be near horses." "play with the pretty keys." *excited* "okay!"

chan: "wait, did you just say you wanted a face full of trumpet?" "what do you mean, face full of t-" *takes out trumpet and blows into it as hard as she can*

Libra: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Aries: Knife to the throat?

Scorpio: Gun to the back?

Capricorn: Poison in his cup?

Libra: You’re all horrible.

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A PSA FOR WOMEN:

- Causing purposeful bodily harm to your boyfriend is abuse. 😊 - Slapping your boyfriend or “your man” is abuse. 😊 - Hitting a man for saying something you don’t like is not okay and it is assault. 😊 - Women slapping/hitting/beating up men is assualt. 😊 - Women hurting men physically and/or emotionally isnt funny and it’s not okay. 😊

Now you know. 😊😊😊