The Deranged Scientist, And Possibly Satan Himself, Dr. Alto Clef (might Give Him Horns In A Later Design.

The deranged scientist, and possibly Satan himself, Dr. Alto Clef (might give him horns in a later design. Who knows)

She snores like a person.

The Things Dr Clef Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation (1/2)

Do not mention [DATA REDACTED ON O5 REQUEST] around Dr. Clef.

Do not mention Europe around Dr. Clef, nor say it has an English/British accent.

Do not mention lakes, beaches, or any other body of water around Dr. Clef.

In the case of rainy weather, Dr. Clef is to be left alone (Added at the request of Dr. Clef).

Dr. Clef under no circumstances is to touch a helicopter, nor any other flying vehicle, due to its incapability to fly the damn things.

It is not allowed to operate any machinery, unless you have a deathwish.

Dr. Clef is not to shoot any personnel, even when they "kiss up to it".

Dr. Clef is not to taunt SCP-001-Guardian.

Dr. Clef is not to brandish its ukelele and badly play it.

Or hit people with it.

Dr. Clef is not permitted to beat the living shit out of Dr. Bright.

Dr. Clef is not expected to work from mid-August to early November, due to personal matters. Once it is seen on-site again, it may be given tasks.

It always calls out that time of year so we're making this easier for ourselves.

Do not ask it if the time off is to spend time with its wife and child.

By no means should Dr. Clef be allowed to consume an entire tin of Altoids mints in one sitting.

Dr. Clef is not allowed within 2 meters of SCP-166's containment.

Dr. Clef is not allowed within any biological sector.

Dr. Clef is not allowed to steal Dr. Light's documentation to try and access biological sectors.

Do not let Dr. Clef state "Ethics is a cult" not matter how hard it tries to enforce this.

Dr. Clef is not allowed to have staring contests with any personnel for any important matters, we are adults.

Dr. Clef is not allowed to threaten to "shove this shotgun up where the sun don't shine" to its coworkers.

Dr. Clef is not to be flirted with.

Do not touch Dr. Clef.

Do not let Dr. Clef bite you.

Dr. Bright and Dr. Clef are not allowed to interact without the presence of a responsible administrator.

Dr. Kondraki does not count as a responsible administrator.

Nor does Agent Strelnikov.

Or Dr. Mann.

Keep the two of them apart, we don't need to deal with that.

Dr. Clef may not call itself the Princess of the Mobile Task Force.

Or the Queen.

Nor the Prince, King, Ruler, Monarch, or any other honorary title of the sort.

If Dr. Clef decides to terminate an SCP, allow it to do so as it will lessen the chance of mass breaching from its efforts.

Dr. Clef is to be kept away from religious artifacts.

Dr. Clef is not allowed whatsoever to try to say MTF is just the "Power Rangers".

Dr. Clef is to be informed that the MTF are not the same things as the "Autobots" and may not say "Autobots roll out" as they are nowhere close to being a motherfucking autobot.

Dr. Clef is not allowed to start fucking around during another MTF tryouts.

Dr. Clef's name is not allowed to be stolen (Added at the request of Dr. Clef).

Dr. Clef is not to interact with SCP-173, we aren't doing another date night EVER.

Dr. Clef is not allowed to be a sexual education teacher.

Dr. Clef may not state itself as the greatest most loving and most powerful being in the entire world.

Dr. Clef may not call itself a god, nor any variation of Lucifer or any other deity (especially in the presence of Dr. Kondraki).

Dr. Clef may not say that it and always will be the only rainbow in the sky.

Dr. Clef is not to engage or attempt a "tickle fight" with SCP-682 and SCP-001-Guardian.

Dr. Clef is not allowed to have any sexual relationships with D-Class personnel nor MTF agents.

Stop fucking the researchers.

Dr. Clef is not allowed to spend the night with anyone, even if they're all "consenting adults".

Dr. Clef should be monitored when giving lessons, to be sure it doesn't drug anyone again.

Dr. Clef should not be allowed access to recreational drugs, it already has enough alcohol in its system to kill a child.

To date; Dr. Clef's roles in the foundation are as follows: Assistant Site Director (currently stationed at Area-831), Department Head: Division of Training and Development, Mercenary (specialty: Reality Bender exterminator). Do not let it tell you otherwise.

Footnotes

This is slander, and a violation of my rights. -𝄡 i an mot goimg to listem to this -J i ma repsonbl adnistrator -komdeako No it's not, you really should at least try, and no you aren't (please buy a bigger phone). -Light screw you i refuse -J

The Things Dr Clef Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation (2/2)

When told to not speak about something, Dr. Clef may not produce its ukelele and begin singing about it instead.

Nor is it allowed to write, yell, draw, or anything else involving the thing told to not be said.

Dr. Clef is not allowed to fuck a waffle maker.

Or be alone with waffle makers in general.

Footnotes

I am disappointed this needs a second page. -Light Who the hell is making this? -𝄡

Cute, deserves pets

This is Meeps. Because when she’s angry she goes “meep meep meep!!!” She is very smol and has a lot of tiny rage.

Love this

A little fun can be had at the Foundation, as a treat

Song is Wriggle, by Cosmo Sheldrake

She do the sploot