You Can Really Do Witchcraft As Much Or As Little As You Want To/feel Like, And You Won't Be Any More

You can really do witchcraft as much or as little as you want to/feel like, and you won't be any more or less of a witch.

Beginner witch tip: You don't need to rush into deity work, much less commit yourself to a deity right away - if ever! The notion that you should is very much a product of cultural Christianity. It's okay to take your time when it comes to deities.

Some days my craft is “bath in sunlight and sweet talk local spirits”

Other days my craft is “flip shit and cause mayhem”

Both are valid 😌

Harmless Jinxes

may your birdfeeder attract rodents

may you choose the grocery cart with a janky wheel

may your toilet bowl be extra echo-y

may the airlines scuff up your luggage

may you settle into bed all comfy and cozy, only to realize that you have to pee

may your credit card get briefly stuck in the chip reader when you have a long line behind you

may your coworkers point out how tired you look

may you get lipstick on your teeth

may you receive a backhanded compliment that replays in your head for the rest of the day

may your hot date have awful taste in movies/music

may all the produce in your fridge spoil before you get the chance to cook it

may your smoke detector go off while you're cooking

May your pillow never have a “cold” side when sleeping.

May you feel like a rock is stuck in your shoe when walking.

May you always drop your keys before unlocking any doors

May your shower only give you lukewarm water

May your razors always be slightly too dull when you want to shave.

may you receive spam calls often

May your winged eyeliner never be even

may your gravy be lumpy

may all your doorknobs be sticky

may you put down your hot tea/coffee and forget about it until it's too cold to properly enjoy.

may your antibacterial gel leave a sticky residue on your hands

Soulmate Indicator in Tarot

The lovers + six of cups

Past life romance coming into your life now. Puppy love. A romance that is meant to last through many lifetimes. Soulmates who've known each other for a while or who feel like they've known each other for a while.

The empress + The emperor

Perfect duo. The perfect pair. A couple who are very similar and mirror likes and dislikes. Very harmonious. This is THE emperor and THE empress. They are the evolved version of all the court cards therefore their romance is the epitome of true love.

The Sun + The moon

Opposites attract. Pickle theory romance while one hates pickles the other loves pickles. The one that hates pickles gives the pickles to the one that loves pickles. Can also represent star crossed lovers and lovers who are together by all means.

Ten of cups + The lovers

Long time partner. The person you'll move in with and start a family with. The person who is for you and will help balance the negatives in you. This could mean the person is your rock and stabilizes you.

Judgement + Two of cups

A romance that didn't work out in a past life so you're finishing in this life. Or a lover who was a right person at the wrong time and comes back into your life. This is an unfinished business that is coming to be finished.

Let the Following be Understood

No one is entitled to your body, except you.

No one is entitled to your time, except you.

No one is entitled to your abilities, except you.

No one is entitled to an explanation of your craft, justifications or to your craft as a whole, except you.

Your personal existence is yours. Feel free to share it but if someone makes you uncomfortable or demands something, understand that it is yours and your personal expression and you are not obligated by any means to need to justify or give parts of yourself to someone who wouldn't give you the same luxury. Don't let entitled people steal your soul, your heart, your being.