Aghhhh- Melissa Schemmenti Be Fineeeeeee

Aghhhh- Melissa Schemmenti be fineeeeeee

-Totally not a lesbian

"Totally not a lesbian"?

I know who this is. Don't lie to my face. /silly

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Got you!! <3 Now we all know you like girls!

Alr, lmao, see you, anon XD

Intro!!!

"I so badly want to say, 'would you like a cup of tea?' But... You know how it is." - Asgore, Undertale.

Hey guys! It's the Desk of Asexuality here, and this is my intro!

I use she/he/they pronouns, and I'm asexual (if that wasn't already clear, haha)and biromantic! You can call me Luna, Dave, Matthew, or Alto! My main interests are Undertale, Deltarune, the SCP Foundation, and Five Nights at Freddy's!

I'm here to write one-shots and such for my fellow asexuals, as I've noticed that the internet doesn't have much for people like us (and by that I mean almost anything and everything is sexualized). :(

[[This is NOT gate-keeping!! Allosexual people are allowed to read my works and interact with my page!!!]]

I do take requests! Don't ever be afraid to request something or ask me a question! I'm always open for communicating with you guys!

I write:

One-shots

Headcanons

Canon X Reader

Canon X Canon

Platonic

Romantic

Family Figure

Angst (occasionally)

Hurt-Comfort

Fluff

Etc.

I write for:

Undertale (No AUs though, sorry :()

Deltarune

Friday Night Funkin' (Although the only mod I will write for is the Hex mod, as it is the only one I am familiar with :))

Pico's School (A more niche, and quite frankly, controversial game. I will make it clear now that I do not support or condone anything that occurs in the game.)

Five Nights at Freddy's and the books surrounding it.

Gravity Falls

KinitoPET

That's Not My Neighbor

Amphibia

Psychocuties/ПСИХОНЯШКИ (I am aware that this source of media and its creator are considered problematic. The same statement made for Pico's School stands for this as well.)

SCP Foundation (The SCP Foundation is a very extensive universe, and while I love it sooooo much, I'm not familiar with very many characters. The list of characters I'll write for is listed below. The list will hopefully get longer as I do more research :))

Dr. Agatha Rights

Dr. Alto Clef

Professor Kain Pathos Crow (only platonically!)

Dr. Charles Gears

Dr. Jack Bright

Dr. Theron Sherman (If Dr. Sherman has stated that he is uncomfortable about such works being written about his character, let me know, and I'll take him off of my list!)

SCP-035

SCP-049

SCP-166 (only platonically!)

And maybe a few other things I might've forgotten, haha!

Keep in mind that "fanfiction for asexuals" means that asexuality is applied to the reader and the character if it is a Canon X Reader situation. The requester can ask for as much emphasis on asexuality as they wish, but it won't be a huge deal or take up most of the plot. The whole point in this page is to write fanfiction and such with a lack of sexual content for those who are uncomfortable with it, like me, and for people to feel like they're seen, even if just a bit, because I know lots of asexuals out there wish they were represented more.

If I am writing for Canon X Canon, there will simply be a lack of sexual content, because I know that Canon X Reader is what a lot of people might come for and look for an emphasis of asexuality in. Canon X Canon things I write might mention a character being ace here and there, but it won't really be a huge deal.

Also! Most one-shots, headcanons, etc. won't be all colored up like this unless requested for, so don't worry! :) It'll only be like this maybe if I'm just posting something outside of requests, fanfiction, etc.!

I usually write in the third person, and I do not refer to the reader as "you". I apologize if that drives any of you away :(

I hope that my writing can be consistent, and I stay active! Sorry if I do become inactive. TvT

Have a wonderful day!

"To my people, I am a hero... To you? I'm the bad guy!!" - Chaos King, Deltarune.

important! pls read!!

hey guys

sorry for the lack of updates lately, i've got a lil oneshot in the works tho, but this is very important, and i’d like to ask you all to read it

there’s a user on here: @project-doki

he’s a pdf file :(

he’s gr00med both me and my friend @shslbunnylover pls pls plssss block him, report him, and spread the word to steer clear of this creep

love you all, pls stay safe 🫶

Could you write some SCP-166 headcanons? :0

Sure, I love SCP-166!! <3 Thanks for the request! <3

SCP-166 "Just a Teenage Gaea" Headcanons

SCP-166, "Just a Teenage Gaea", has to be one of my favorite SCPs!! Feel free to share your headcanons in the comments!! <333

Yes, I do believe her father is Dr. Clef, haha

I'm unsure if Meri is a canon or fanon name for her, but I do refer to her as Meri Wojcienchowski (pls don't say anything about the way I spell the last name, lol, I just spell it the way it's spelt on Dr. Clef's wiki-) :)

I like to think she's stuck at 16 lmao! Like she just hit that age and stopped aging. I think it might've been because her interactions with nature help her age, and she was brought to the Foundation when she was 12. I like to think they were somewhat lenient with her at first and commonly allowed her to be outdoors on Foundation-owned property away from others, and this continued until they shut it down when she was 16. Because she has since been isolated from the outdoors, she's stuck at 16 until she can come back into contact with nature.

Since she was raised by nuns, she's very religious--a firm believer in God. I like to think that whenever she prays, she asks to one day meet her parents.

She considers the letter given to her by Dr. Clef on her 16th birthday an answer to that prayer.

She has flowers and vines growing on her antlers. She drinks water very often to keep them growing, but they do have to be treated like one would garden flowers to keep them in good condition.

Her favorite color is yellow. She tells everybody it's because that's the color of the sun, but in reality, it's just nostalgic to her because when she was little, she would often draw on the walls of the convent with a yellow crayon.

It's mentioned in her file that she got an asthma attack around a smoker, so I think that she gets headaches around people who drink or use drugs.

Sometimes, she draws what she thinks her parents look like.

If she ever met Dr. Clef, I think she'd be very shocked. She might even be disappointed. I think she'd be very upset if she found out he was responsible for her mother's death. She might distance herself from him and refuse to talk to him, but over time, I think they'd slowly bond, and she'd slowly see him as her father.

In another world, if she wasn't locked away, and she and Dr. Clef could just live a nice life together, I like to think that he'd go to church, just for her.

Well, that's all I've got! Hope you enjoyed it!! <333

You will absolutely never figure out who this is but...

RAHHH I LOVE YOU AND YOUR ACCOUNT AND YOURE SO COOL AND I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT

Awe! Thank you so much, that’s so so sweet!

Thanks for the ask, doll, have a great day! <3

About to rewrite my intro, so keep a lookout for that!! <333