Just Some Alcoholic Lesbians Hanging Out

Just some alcoholic lesbians hanging out <3

The alcoholic lesbians in question are not together btw. they just so happen to all be alcoholic lesbians, hanging out together. This is not a ship post. </3

I thought of this wwhile in the showwer and just needed to draww it cus its so silly and I lovve these characters sm RRRGRHHAGAGHGRGRHGG

MARCCHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️ how r. U.....

MARCH: im doin swwimmingly! ;)

MARCH: people here in earth c are wway nicer than their dream bubble dopplegangers

MARCH: so im just happy to be here!

is dualscar in contact with the other amporas? are they all friends?

MARCH: dualscar... wwell

ERIDAN: showwed up not long ago lookin a wwreck proclaimin his disappointment in ...me

CRONUS: vwho ewven giwves a shit about that guy? he aint ewven the REAL dualscar!

ERIDAN: the real dualscar is dead as are all ancestors from our alpha timeline

ERIDAN: he is from some kind of extremely rare doomed offshoot timeline accordin to kan wwho found him randomly one night

ERIDAN: i wwas excited to meet him seein as i spent most my life livvin in his footsteps but he refuses to answwer any of our questions

ERIDAN: hes been under the care a gams counsellor

ERIDAN: some jade blood called vvyvv or somethin

ERIDAN: he says he isnt acceptin treatment or healin at all so wwe dont get answwers from him either

ERIDAN: theres only one thing he wwas able to tell us

ERIDAN: that he refuses to sleep wwithout the sufferers pendant

ERIDAN: but cod knowws howw he evven got his hands on somethin he cared so little about

Ask the Amporas!

Hello and wwelcome to the Ask the Amporas ask blog! A vvery self-indulgent ask blog for the post-HS Earth C AU my friends and I made, but catering specifically to the Amporas, because I am a kinning nightmare in the flesh.

CHARACTERS AVVALIABLE FOR QUESTIONING:

The ones in the image, dumbass. (jk) ((update; there are now avaliable characters who are NOT in the image!))

Eridan Ampora

Cronus Ampora

Dualscar The Survivor

March Ampora

ErisolSprite

Vyvyan Wapiti

! RULES !

I may not answwer evvery question because this is 100% for my owwn indulgence and hyperfixation needs. If I evver discontinue this or become lazy wwith it then thats because I healed from my mental illness.

Don't ask questions just to hate on the characters. Yeah okay, wwe get it, Cronus is the wworst character in Homestuck, wwhatevver.

Any hate wwill be deleted cus I ain't puttin up wwith allat.

This ask blog probably wwon't be perfectly canon because I am a headcanony mess.

Ship questions are allowwed! But NSFWW may be disregarded and/or publically humiliated.

Havve fun and go crazy! :)

Feel free to ask any lore questions. Context might help drivve the asks forwwards and make a story if wwe're lucky.

How did dualscar get the pendant??

cronus wats going on with u and kankri.. what's all that stuff..? :3c

CRONUS: i'm so glad you asked!

CRONUS: most a my old friends ain't check up on me since vwe vwere introduced to earth c.

CRONUS: kan on the other hand savw lil old me an immediately flagged me dovwn, the poor guy!

CRONUS: yeah uh, me an him? toootally crazy in lowve- trust me on this one.

CRONUS: (don't go askin him about it, though.)

CRONUS: ((not only vwill he deny this totally true fact, he vwill also come to my house an kill me.))