Nah You Dont Understand My Need For A Fic In Which Someone Is Bullying Himalaya For Still Being A Librarian

Nah you don’t understand my need for a fic in which someone is bullying Himalaya for still being a librarian and not believing she’s actually a good librarian the way she “says she is” and then getting beat up by an army of Smedrys and small free kingdomer children who adore her because idk I think she’s good with kids sue me

I might die of fluff just thinking about it

@obsessed-with-words-on-a-page come squeal over the fluff with me

Jason, talking to the seven on a mission: No, you’re all to valuable to risk.

Jason: It should be someone expendable.

Jason: Like Leo.

Leo: HEY!!!

Nico: Percy is the type of person to murder someone and then forget it was him.

@obsessed-with-words-on-a-page new Smedry talent dropped

Annabeth, studying with Percy, looking at a photo of an ancient painting: Someone leaping upwards, someone kicking backwards, someone turning, someone rotating quickly.

Percy, who definitely listened to The Fold at some point: So these guys would just. jump up, kick back, whip around, and spin?

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So I’m gonna guess I’m the last one to realize why Kai’s Dad’s blacksmith shop was called Four Weapons?