Alcatraz Vs The Evil Librarians - Tumblr Posts
Me to my brain: Don’t think of stupid stuff.
My brain at 3 am: What happens when an Oculator’s uses bestowers lenses and accidentally bestows their own oculatory abilities through them-
Alcatraz: I said DISTRACT them, not knock them out!
Bastille, standing over two unconscious Librarians: There’s just no pleasing you, is there?
Alcatraz, mid battle: OOOOOOOHHHH!!!
Alcatraz: WE ARE BREAKING THINGS!!!
Alcatraz edited onto the Ides of March as requested by @taszzer
Made an AVTEL thing! If you can spot Percy, Reyna, and Nico you get a virtual cookie for each one ya spot :3
Nah you don’t understand my need for a fic in which someone is bullying Himalaya for still being a librarian and not believing she’s actually a good librarian the way she “says she is” and then getting beat up by an army of Smedrys and small free kingdomer children who adore her because idk I think she’s good with kids sue me
I might die of fluff just thinking about it
@obsessed-with-words-on-a-page come squeal over the fluff with me
Smedry gang and their knights!!! :D
(Featuring a few headcanons)
In order: Alcatraz, Bastille, Australia, Shasta, Aydee, Kaz, Grandpa Smedry, Draulin, Himalaya, and Sing!
(I also have Attica but only ten pics are allowed so I guess either tough luck or I make Folsom, Quentin, and maybe Angola, Brig, and Rikers to go with him)
Current thoughts:
The Mindstone canonically being a chunk of the Worldspire is so funny because it implies that either
A) the Worldspire was built and everyone was like “Okay let’s give the knights a chunk of this thing because you never know when you’ll need a chunk of the magic rock that connects everyone in the world lol”
Or
B) some knight in the past just took a chunk of the Worldspire and NOBODY questioned it
And either way that’s hilarious
If i had a nickel for every time the main character in a series I liked had one parent who abandoned them “for the greater good” and another parent who’s… trying… but like. They’re evil and at the end of the day parent and child are on opposite sides, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
Ninjago fans this is your sign to read Alcatraz vs the evil librarians
And AVTEL fandom vice versa lol
Throwback to when my 12-yo self thought Alcatraz broke his parents’ relationship hahahaaa
Beginning of The Dark Talent in a nutshell (SPOILERS IN THE TAGS)
Bastille: You lot are crazy.
Dif: Hey! I resemble that remark!
Alcatraz: Don’t you mean resent?
Dif: No she’s pretty much spot on