Im A Simple Human Being; I See A Younger Sibling, I Somehow End Up Babysitting Them.

I’m a simple human being; I see a younger sibling, I somehow end up babysitting them.

“Well, you know what they say, when life opens a door, it closes every door on the map.”

-Qibli, probably

And for June because I’m a sucker for Aroace Lloyd, AU where the public finds out about Lloyd being Not Entirely Human TM because some kid raised by two aphobes somehow managed to find the topic of him being aroace in conversation with him.

Since they’ve heard something about how “romantic/s3xual attraction is what makes us human,” the kid’s first reaction is to be like, “so are you not human?”

And Lloyd proceeds to internally panic SO MUCH that he doesn’t even notice as multiple different Dragoni traits, many of which he didn’t even know he HAD, pop out one by one.

Cue chaos.

Nico Di Angelo starting a “zombie apocalypse” to troll people

(It’s really just having skeletons chase the 7, Reyna and Will around camp and into shadowy corners before shadow traveling them to a hiding spot somewhere in the camp and replacing each one with a (very obviously) new skeleton.)

Choose your fighter

Uhhh AU where Moon rolls a nat 1 on stealth the first time the Rainwings get close enough to see her and she ends up adopted by them

But WAIT there’s a TWIST

Through a series of misunderstandings and gaslighting, everyone (including Moon herself) is convinced that the voices in her head are just her OWN thoughts (“yeah everyone hears a voice in their heads it’s their thoughts” “but I’ve got like. Twenty.” “Well then you must have a LOT of thoughts”)

And the visions are just products of an overactive imagination or smth (the headaches they come with are TOTALLY coincidental what are you talking about)

So of course she starts hearing from Darkstalker and he’s all hopeful but she’s just like “oh new sound for the thoughts! add it to The Collection! Soon I’ll have a whole PARTY of voice actors in here! :D”

Eventually she recognizes the history cave in THAT vision and she’s too panicked to tell the difference between imagination and reality because it’s just SO VIVID and SO SUDDEN. At least that’s what she thinks until the history cave explodes etc etc

Cue the Jade Winglet realizing “oh, she has Nightwing powers,” followed immediately by them realizing, “OH, tHrEe MoOns she doesn’t even KNOW she has Nightwing powers…”

And from there it’s just a bunch of shenanigans as everyone tries to undo multiple years of gaslighting

As for why Secretkeeper never told her after the Night and Rain kingdoms combined we’re gonna go with she just assumed Moon knew already and it was too late by the time she realized she hadn’t known at all

TLDR