Choose Your Fighter

Choose your fighter

Sora, panicking at a job interview: I don’t actually want or need this job, I just really want to get out of the house and be around other people sometimes, otherwise I’ll go insane and, uh, I dunno blow up a library or something.

Sora: (somehow gets the job)

Thinkin about Moonwatcher again

AU where she’s actually terrible at hiding her powers and it’s only through BBC Merlin levels of pure obliviousness that nobody finds out.

She thinks they know. They don’t.

Notable examples of Things That Have Happened Because Moon Is A Terrible Actor include:

- Kinkajou’s mind in music class: “man what’s that song that’s like ‘IF OUR LOOOVE’S INSANITY WHY ARE YOU MY CLARITY’”

Moon: (immediately starts singing Clarity by Zedd because now it’s stuck in HER head too) (realizes) (stops and shuffles awkwardly)

- Moon finally working up the courage to volunteer to read aloud to the class but she suddenly gets The Vision TM and starts reciting the Jade Mountain prophecy, glowy eyes and all, before apologizing awkwardly and continuing right back into the book. She distances herself from everyone as much as she can the rest of the day but nobody notices anything and just assumed she got lost somehow because she DID drop her book when the vision started

- Moon bringing up SPECIFICALLY the moment where Cobra threw Qibli at the wall for stealing her a coconut in conversation about childhoods “yeah my mom was terrible” “yeah didn’t you like steal a coconut for her and she threw you at the wall??? And you were like REALLY young at the time right???” “…I don’t remember telling you that but yEAH she did” (awkward look from Moon)

- Moon slipping up and saying there are “too many thoughts in here” in a crowded room and even as she’s stiffening up and has this SUPER awkward look on her face everyone just assumes she means her brain like anyone else would

-Moon saying “Mood” when the chorus to Noise by Leah Marlene plays and immediately covering her mouth and looking guilty (all jokes aside please check out this song it’s so good)

-Moon winning 20 questions MULTIPLE times in a row. She’s banned from guessing games now. She always asks one or two questions just to be a lil bit normal but it’s like. “I’m thinking of an animal” “is it furry?” “No” “corn snake?” “yEAH ACTUALLY-”

-Moon having designated a lil area that nobody really goes to where she can run off to if she feels a vision coming on and she’s able to run and Peril getting lost and walking in on her a GAZILLION times (bonus points if it’s in Stonemover’s cave purely because that’d be really funny)

And combine that with the canon muttering prophecies in her sleep and knowing immediately what’s wrong with Bandit and it’s just overall a REALLY suspicious picture

So of course she’s VERY confused after the history cave incident when it turns out NOBODY knew.

(Not even Kinkajou, who unironically used the expression “you just read my mind” SO many times around her it COULDN’T have been a coincidence, right???)

I see this as an absolute win

And time to finally put some old (and kinda stupid but also dear to me) WoF headcanons back here from the accounts that got nuked back when tumblr mobile updates reset everything I had

-All of the current Seawing princes named each other. Coral sure wasn’t gonna do it so after about the first five or six they all just decided to start naming each other

-Which power(s) a moonborn dragonet will get depends on which moon(s) is/are full. If Oracle is full, Nightwing dragonet gets prophecy. If Perception is full, Nightwing dragonet gets mind reading. If Imperial is full, it’s a brightest night and hOo BoY BUCKLE UP it’s gonna be intense

-not exactly a headcanon but AU where Whiteout is JUST icewing enough to be killed by the knife Darkstalker enchanted to kill one icewing a month purely for the aNgSt (and the possibility of it going after her or himself is why he added the ability to stop it)

Gonna be honest this is what I was going for actually I just couldn’t find a way to fit that concisely into the format qwp

Some aphobe picking on Lloyd: But romance and sex are what make us human

Lloyd, part Oni and part dragon: (stares into camera like he’s on The Office)