Uranus Is Down Bad For Their Fellow Planets

Uranus is down bad for their fellow planets

This man can catch a break lol

I like to think Uranus is hopeless in love with multiple different planets and can help fall in love way to easily <3 

So I’ve read that a lot of moon are actually face lock into their planet

Would this mean that other moons also have a dark side and not just Luna? This also means D!luna can have friends that have joined the dark side!

This is why I think Earth is such a jerk, his afraid of losing his Earthlings after so many careful disasters, his been through so much and isn’t welling to give up ok them even after they keep hurting him, it’s also why he feels so threaded by other “habitable” planets/moons, his Earthlings aren’t welling to do as much for him as he is for them, and are instead looking for a new home, his afraid of losing the life he fought so hard to have in the first place only for them to possibly leave you for a moon in the very same Solar system must be hard, then everyone will know that they never cared about him and their would be a constant reminder that you where never good enough for the very life you helped created

It’s really fascinating when you think about how much Earth has been through.  He went through a lot of phases and exprerinced a lot of stuff since he was created. The impact Hypothesis from being a hot ball of lava and magma to gaining his first life form and being a pale orange dot, the first ice age covered in complete ice and snow, Pangea and the dino era, the asteroid that killed the dinos- that made the Earth hot and covered in smoke and gas thus blocking the Sun rays from entering the Atmosphere and being covered in eternal darkness, the second ice age and then finally the Earth we know Today. But in spite of going through mass extinctions and Catastrophic/Apocalyptic disasters, Earth still manages to retain life. Life didn’t just manage to survive but thrives as well. Being the only planet that got to not only attain life but sustain it for this long in the face of all the challenges and adversity is magnificent. Not to mention the diverse habitats and ecosystems. Earth is just so beautiful and cool. Not to mention all the secrets we haven’t discovered yet, years f history yet to be uncovered, too bad we humans have the habit of destroying everything that’s good. 

Anyway, this is mostly a rant about why Earth is my fav character, with Luna being my second- ofc can’t have Earth without Luna they’re a package deal. I saw the ask from your twitter and thought I’d say my reason, maybe you might resonate with it. Ofc the Solarballs Earth character despite being a jerk has a lot of layers and complexity. He isn’t just a black or white character, which makes him so great. It also being our home planet, also plays a factor. He also just has a lot of angst potential, coupled with his depression, BPD, suicidal thoughts/tendency, the constant pain from earthlings, abandonment issues, etc.

And I love how you characterise Earth in your fic, although it may not always be in line with his canon personality, it’s still close enough to how he’d act. Also the earthlings interactions in you Ghe fic, need more of that. Love you fics,  infinite kudos <3

(Ignore me always sending you long asks, it wasn’t supposed to be this long. I always get carried away when I’m excited)

lol ur fine with the long asks

i never feel like im characterizing any of the characters right no matter how hard i try 🤷🏼‍♀️ but i still try and write them despite the anxiety it gives me 😭😭

and yess he's been through sm..... i love him sm 😭😭

I didn’t really know what to do with the background so enjoy :)

Jupiter (Earth’s personal heater)

All the text is under each photo for a better look, and clear text

There is also a expedition at the bottom of the headcannon:)

Is a literal heater, since his core is 19,700 C (35,500 F)

Close up to the other images

Jupiter: So cute, my son <33

Earth came over to talk but got cold, so Jupiter tried to warm him up, only for Earth to fall asleep

Jupiter: EARTH PLEASE!

Jupiter: WTF IS THAT THING???

Jupiter: WTF

Earth the showing off his fish

Jupiter: Neptune?

Neptune really like warmth but can’t handle it well (his melting)

Earth gave him a flower but his hand burnt it

Top Jupiter: mmm

Bottom Jupiter: OW! Too hot!!

His hands warmed up the mug and coffee making him burn his mouth

Headcannon

Jupiter can usually control the heat so he doesn’t burn everyone he touches, it doesn’t 100% get rid of the heat but instead turns into a comfortable warmth (still enough to melt the ice giant) Uranus tends to stray way from touching him so they don’t melt but Neptune loves the warmth being the coldest planet and being so touch starved, Jupiter has started running away to stop Neptune for touching him, but with Neptune just randomly disappearing it can be very hard to do.

He had become a personal heater for Earth and the other rocky planets when every they come visit him, his fine with it, even if it means he can’t read his book when they end up filling asleep, he turns his hands into the perfect amount of heat that just wells them to sleep haha 

NGL I don't even know what to say here.

...kermitcraft