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I- no WE THE JUPITURN LOVERS DEMAND MORE JUPITURN FANFIC IDC IF YOU'RE BAD AT WRITING IDC IF IT'S FLUFF OR ANGST JUST PLS PLS IM BEGGING YOU WE ARE HUNGRY FOR ANY JUPITURN CONTENT!!!
Guys. Hear. Me. Out. What if
Saturn is to kind for his own goods bcs if I were him I would crush my moons and thicken my rings with their dead body because they can't just expect me to remember 145 names and their fucking faces like ok it's my fault that I mistaken your names or even forgot about it but there's like 145 OF YOU!!
I think we all would do the same tbh
THESE ARE MY FATHERS RIGHT HERE ‼️
regards to ur post about jupiturn the children (me) yearn for more jupiturn please i need my old men yaoi /nf
the orbit switch made them gayer
THAT'S RIGHT Y'ALL JUPITURN WEDDING ‼️
Mars being sneaky.
can i get a saturrrnnnn? 🤗
Of course! Have a Saturn! Hope it's up to your standards ^^ (Wanted to add their fluffy coat but I forgot 😅)
I tried. I think I need to take a break. Things are not coming out right.
This post is from @Tarn_Tyranny on Twitter. I do not take credit for the blue Saturns.
This is the roughest of drafts but I couldn’t stop thinking bout this and it at night sooo…
I made them woman because I love drawing royal gowns, they could also be men if someone wants to remake them :D
Earth on the other hand is more of the nature kingdom of sorts? Just were they have a lot of farms and different plants, it’s incredibly pretty place to be and very popular, flowers and other plants are so cheap be in their grown in town that every shop and house are decorated in them.
I think Earth would either be a gardener because he is Earth but also if this is a royal au who would give up putting him into big Latherous gowns with so many gems and pears??! (Earth is the biggest buyer of gems from Saturn to make his dresses)
SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A ROYALTY SOLARBALLS AU. Or maybe it's already made, idkk. FUCK IMA DO IT ANYWAY
OMG I loved your drawing of Canadian Uranus and Neptune!!! Could you do more??
-love from the UK! 🇬🇧
Thank you so much I’m glad you like them!
If you have anymore requests feel free to drop them in my inbox, I’m happy to do more!
+ extra of Saturn trying to get them to wear appropriate clothing
Text since my handwriting is bad lol
Neptune: was convinced by fluff on his jacket
Uranus: wasn’t so easily convinced
Saturn: “please Uranus, just wear the coat”
Saturn: just trying to get her kids to be warm
Here’s some random headcannons I’ve been thinking about <3
Sorry for how long this got -_-
Building off the Neptune shapeshifter headcannon- Neptune is really an abomination of different sea creatures into one, kind of like a biblically correct angels, Uranus ones bagged Neptune to show him, Neps real form and was terrified of him for a good few thousands of years.
Mercury has a lot of burn marks covering is body because of the solar flares as well as at lest a few sunburns from his closeness to the sun
Mercury’s wings aren’t as fluffy or healthy as they before the sun got hotter
Venus used to have fish ears like people give Neptune from when he had life but their now dried out and shrivelled up after he lost it
Uranus used to carve asteroids in the past before paint was invented, now Earth is his art dealer and Uranus paints him pictures in return
Uranus used to make weapons in the past, he still had a few of them, but most are lost to time (aka found by the dwarf planets who now used them in their DND  campaigns)
Neptune memory get better the longer his out of his orbit and can go on long rants about random science facts, Uranus loves listening to Nep while he paints, it feels the silence and gets rid of any bad thoughts Uranus might have
Neptune has a seashell that is used to worn the other planets if their is a intruder that Neptune can’t beat alone (building off Neptune being the protector of the solar system)
Neptune had become a bit of a urban legend among some of the planets and moons since hardly anyone every sees him or his moons (they like keeping to themselves) and lots thought he was just a myth made up to keep them inline, that was until Uranus managed to convince him and his moons to come out of their orbit.
Neptune has barely any social skills but he means the best and is the nicest among the planets
Saturn doesn’t like getting close to his moons (like getting to know their names) because he knows their just going to crash into him one day and he doesn’t want to go through the pain of losing a moon she was close to again
This is someone else’s headcannon, I’ll link if I can find the book but Titan used to be X’d moon but Saturn took him as a trophy after they ejected X, this is why Saturn can only remember Titans name,
In the past Saturn didn’t really see Titan as a moon but a object that’s meant to be showed off to others (his was just a war trophy to show Saturn won)
Neptune leaves all his moons with Triton so they don’t have to deal with the loneliness of his orbit and won’t go insane like Neptune did
Neptune teaches his moons everything he knows so they are pretty smart
Uranus is almost always covered in paint, even his clothing isn’t spared from the paint
Uranus made all his own clothing and has let Neptune colour onto is pants, which had only resulted in little smiley faces all over his pants and face
Both Neptune and Uranus’ moons love to sleep in their hoods since they have fur lining it, Uranus’ moons aren’t the biggest fan of him but their not going to give up a soft place to sleep, you don’t come across fluff in the solar system all that often
Neptune and Uranus would wear summer clothes 24/7 if it wasn’t for Jupiter and Saturn forcing them to wear their coats (the fluff helps)
Uranus has a leg brace from the moon that crashed into him as well as chronic pain (the reason for his tilt)
Uranus had always gotten sick more easily compared to the other giants which didn’t help when his moon crashed into him
The giants don’t know most of rocky planets, they have meet Proto in the past but now Earth can’t visit them nor can they come close to the rocky planets without putting them in danger ( they have to be really careful during suns competition)
Earth only shears the good things about having life never the bad so most planets have a false idea of what it’s like, making Venus even more jealous not realizing how much pain Earth goes through
Earth has a lot of health issues directly related to his Earthlings, this includes chronic headaches from the oil drills, poor lungs from the factory gasses, stomach aces from pollution (mostly from his waters) he also has chronic pain from the wars and the asteroids that killed his dinosaurs
Earth is incredibly worried that his Earthlings will find a better home (like earth 2.0) which is why his really defensive to other planets/moons with water
Earth’s personal is derailed a lot from his Earthlings and is extremely paranoid because of them
Thanks for coming to a late night rambling with Thunder Rose <33
I’m very sleep deprived lol
More headcannons!
-Venus used to have web ears from when he still had water but their now shrivelled
-earth has sharp teeth and is insecure about them, he tends to hide them behind his hand, his afraid the other planets and moons will be scared of him
-Proto used to eat asteroids to gain the different metals to give to his friends
-Earth only had faint memories from when he was Proto, they blur together with his current memories, to the point his not sure which ones are true and what ones are made of jumble pieces of his past
-Jupiter has took up knitting and has made himself a load of grandpa sweaters, as well as making gifts for the other Giants like this fish hat for Neptune!
-Jupiter sucks at fashion and the only reason his not walking around in socks, sandals with a grandpa sweater and cargo shorts, Saturn starts crying when every they see each other
-Venus on the other hand loves styling different patterns together, in my mind he went for dressing like a goddess (past) to a pirate (now)
-Venus and Mars like making Earth rant about his Earthlings during their cards game to distract Earth before they win, Earth has caught on to this but he can’t help himself when the topic is about his life forms
Uranus is a war criminal au (since his Australian lol)
Erebus (X) is Uranus brother!!
Uranus grimes as the shackles tighten around his already sore wrist, if he knew this would be his fate maybe he would have joined Jupiter and Saturn instead of following his stupid brother and now because of this dumb war he’s lost his only brother, all because Jupiter couldn’t handle not being sun’s favourite anymore, the whole reason the war started in the first place.
At the very least he wouldn’t be alone during his exile into the fair end of the solar system, Neptune gave up his very favourable orbit of warmth for the coldness of Erebus old orbit, Neptune (even though they were on opposing sides during the war) didn’t like the idea of Uranus so fair away for everyone else had given up his orbit to Jupiter just so Uranus wouldn’t be alone, his cousin might not be the brightest, but he would forever be the kindest planet anyone could wish for.
“Ahh!” Uranus grown as his bad knee screamed as his weight shuffled onto it, tears welled his eyes, threatening to break free, the knee in question had been mercilessly broken by Saturn during the war, but Uranus refused to let them see him cry, instead bitting his lip as a poor attempt to get his emotions under control, a whimpered slip through his now bleeding lip but Uranus ignored it in favour of  hoisting himself up with his good knee, he could see the slie smile of The two gas giants, knowing they were the cause of his pain.
Uranus is become all to aware that those two fuckers took joy in his pain. He could still hear their blood lust filled laughter as Saturn smashed his skull in with the weapon Uranus created with his own two hands. Only for all that work to be used against him, the sheer thought made the pounding in his head even more painful, Uranus wish he could forget all the pain that was inflicted onto him on the past few years but Sol was never on his side, no matter how much Uranus prayed to them to shin their warmth onto him once’s again, but instead Sun turned their head and let Jupiter and Saturn do as they pleased. The world win of emotions Uranus had been holding in till now were just bagging to break free, but he couldn’t let THEM see he when he cries, Uranus but his lip harder keeping everything in just long enough for the gas giants to turn around starting their slow march to the fair end of the solar system once’s again, the short burst of pain provide a much needed distraction for everything his been through even in the past few hours felt like a life time in of itself, Uranus had already seen the death of his brother, and the fall of the most powerful warrior, Neptune… he didn’t deserve the fate his choice but nothing could dissuade Neptune now, Erebus always jokes that Nep’s strong will would be the death of him, they never thought it’d actually come true.
The rest of the walk was fairly quiet, the only sound in the vast emptiness of space was Saturn and Jupiter soft laughter as they recounted their favourite part of the wars, as if they were fond memories to tell for ages, he guessed maybe for the gas giants they were “happy” memories no matter their losses, they won and that was enough for the two of them. From Uranus downturned face he could still see the prideful face of Saturn who wouldn’t shut up about stealing Erebus’ moons only keeping Titan alive because of his status of being the most beautiful and biggest moon Erebus had. Uranus didn’t like that it was Had now, after they murdered him, Erebus had 12 beautiful and kind moons that lighted up the emptiness of space. His brother raised them all by himself, taking great care to give them all equal treatment, something Saturn and Jupiter never care to do, but now all Erebus work had been reduced to a “trophy” of the unworthy.
Uranus should probably stop before he actually breaks down crying, the events of today and his humiliating defeat were already to much but on top of everything else his been through was just to much for one person to bear, Uranus couldn’t wait to be alone in his new orbit to cry all the tears his been holding in, he refuses to show any weakness in front of his brother murders, they didn’t deserve the satisfaction of his pain, most of which they are the cause of. 
The walked felt like it dragged in forever, by the time they did Uranus was lost in his thoughts completely ignoring the world around him, or lack there of, seeing how far out they where now, his new orbit was devoid of life, the only planets out here where the giants themselves had it was to cold for the rocky planet to survive (the dwarf planets aren’t formed yet) and soon only been Neptune and Uranus himself, with three abandoned, orbits in between Uranus and the new closest planet, all apart of his exile, Uranus supposed, “Well, say hello to your new home Uranus!” Saturn said his worlds dripping with venom and the pleasure in knowing Uranus’ suffer won’t be short lived here, even with Neptune taking the orbit Uranus was might too, he was still all alone to wallow in self pity and the wish to change the past. “Yes. I’m sure you and Neptune well have lots of fun here.” Jupiter smiled mostly to himself, his malicious smile cutting ugly lines into his usually empty face, it was hard to tell want was going on in their head but one thing was sure they were taking joy in his pain just like they always had, and would probably be laughing about all the way to their new orbits, ones they didn’t deserve, Uranus hoped that they would at lest be kinder to the rocky planet, as they didn’t nothing wrong unlike Uranus. They were angels in comparison to them, as far as Uranus knew they were only children who stilled believed the world was sunshine and stars above, the giants were as lucky having lived a million years already.
“Well, we best be leaving so you can get adjusted to your new orbit.” Saturn spoke again, his voice almost sickly sweet as he hooked his arms around Jupiter’s. “Don’t you need to remove these cuffs rights?” Uranus snickered as they look at one another, before Saturn smirked, “I Don’t know maybe we could leave them on as extra punishment” Saturn eyes crinkled as his smile etched onto his face. “wouldn’t that be fun my dear?” His voice softened as he looked up to his lover, “As fun as that’s be I think Uranus had been punished enough for now.” Jupiter eyes never looked away from Uranus worried face, almost believing they really were leaving him like this. “Awww, your no fun.” Saturn hafted, drawing out his worlds as he crossed his arms. “Fine. It’s not worth coming all the way out here just for you anyways.” Saturn face shifted to something unreadable to Uranus, but quickly went back to a smile as a joke popped into his mind. “Bye Ur-Anus!” Saturn said with his voice filled with laughter has he saw Uranus face fall with anger, knowing he couldn’t do anything about it, unless he wanted yet another fight he had no changed in wining, they all knew it, between the three of them Uranus was the weakest, it was only because of Erebus he thought he had a chance in beating them.
What a foolish thinking that was, now all Uranus could do was stare as they left him all alone, somewhere unfamiliar to him, why was Sol so cruel to him? They could have helped before they lost yet another planet, but no. They did nothing. Uranus sat with his knee curled tightly against his chest as he cried, going over everything he every did wrong to end up in this situation, Neptune was nowhere to be seen, so he had no one, Uranus had lost everything he ever knew and love, all in the matter of a few years.

Uranus is down bad for their fellow planets
This man can catch a break lol
I like to think Uranus is hopeless in love with multiple different planets and can help fall in love way to easily <3 
I have a new headcannon, this is a add on about this post (warning very long texts)
Here’s the body version (she’s not wearing clothes but everything is covers and appropriate I think?)
The words say
Left: was formed with these, every planet and moon had them
Right: Earth symbols but fancy ✨
On Luna’s leg it has Earth name in a cold lettering thing I found
(I did this on my phone sorry)
These marks represent who they are as a celestial being and who they belong to, moons to their planets but also planets to the Sun, (In the past, these marks where seen more as ownership over the moons by the planets and The planets by the Sun) this marks can’t be changed no matter how much one may try, these mark can be seen as a status symbol as if saying your better then another moon because of your planet, not everyone thinks this way, but moons like Ganymade uses how Jupiter being a terrifying force in the solar system as a way to say his more powerful then the other moons and to put himself about the others, he is one of the most powerful moons in the solar system because of him being Jupiter’s moon, even if he wasn’t originally made by Jupiter.
Other moons like Saturn’s tend to hind theirs, as they don’t want to be lumped into Saturn’s representation, which is not good among the moons, his seen as a cry baby, forgetful and mean (this is just the moons opinion, as we’ve seen in the moon revolution they don’t have high opinion of the most planets) it doesn’t help that in the past Saturn used to force them into or show off his mark, and covered them in gold, they were called trophies, taking away any humanity they had (even if their not humans) only being seen as a statue symbol for their planet, that created a big disconnect and hatred for their marks, other planets and moons don’t care much, and it varies if they hind them or not.
These Marks also show the wearer past, as some planets such as Venus, Earth and Mars still have things from their proto days, such as Venus and Mars still having life and Earth having lava, Earth still can’t remember the past and just assumes it’s from his volcanos, since it starts to look like moving lava when ever a volcano erupts, him and IO being the only ones with active volcanoes in the solar system shears this, even if it looks wildly different from each other. Earth volcanos can also hind his other marks that aren’t apart of his surface, mostly on his hands and feet.
Both Venus and Mars’ old lakes and rivers have turned into scars that curved their way through his surface over time, much like Earth would have if he lost his water too, since water can slowly take apart of the surface over time if it’s there long enough.
Gas giant’s like Jupiter and Saturn have gas swirling around their arms, it moves and is effect by the weather on their surface, Callisto also has these on her arms with the addition of small stars covering the bottom of her hands but fades out the higher it goes. The ice giant have a lesser and more giant version of this that is hard to see over the frost that covers their surface, Neptune is a bit different then Uranus, his core can warm his body more since it’s hotter then Uranus’ meaning he had a more fishy theme (I’m planing on drawing them +triton next which will explain this better) Other then that their Marks are fairly similar, being made up primarily with diamonds and swirling lines that represent their icy titles.
(Jupiter’s symbol might changed as I’ve found some sources that says he doesn’t orbit the sun, I can find anything on NASA’s website but they don’t update it that often and still have some stuff that where proven false, such as super Saturn which is ringless rogue dwarf planet, that we haven’t been able to find since, but it still says it’s real on the NASA website)
Talking about Neptune, his biggest moon, triton tends to hind his marks to fit in better with the other moons both with rest of Neptune’s and the wider solar system’s, he doesn’t want them to think badly of him from not being from the same solar system (if he even had one to begin with) and he doesn’t want Neptune’s other moons to think he doesn’t care about them, since he wasn’t created by Neptune like they were (no matter how much Neptune tells him they’ll love him nonetheless) instead his mark are made up by his travels throughout the galaxy and who he was before he was captured, he loves his marks and it hurt him or have to hide them, they represent his longing to remember who he once’s was in the past, he had started to show them more as he starts hanging out with the other dwarf planets :)
Titan on the other hand has grown to hate his marks, they represent everything he hates about himself and are a barrier between him and Saturn’s other moons, as he was formed by another planet before Jupiter and Saturn ejected them, he is the last reminder that his planet and siblings even existed, everything else has been scrubbed away and killed and as Saturn’s guilt grew he refused to let Titan show his marks beside his own, since it was a constant reminder to Saturn, making it hard for Titan to heal from his past and the trauma of losing his planet and siblings, much like Saturn hasn’t healed either. His marks are also a constant reminder that he is not one of Saturn moons, that he is an outsider from them because be wasn’t made by Saturn own hands like the others and when he tried to bring up his troubles the other moons would dismiss him saying “at lest Saturn remembers your name.” Even if it took lateral decades to get there. He doesn’t belong with the other moons (as fair as he knew he was the only one) because he wasn’t made by the planet he now orbits.
During the moon revolution Titan finally had a place where the belonged, as a united force against their planets, he wasn’t the outsider for the first time and was able to talk about his past for the first time, a adding factor to this is Ganymade who sheared a similar past as him, he was token from his original planet too (even if their path differed from there) the difference was Ganymade used his new status of being the moon of the biggest planet, and was able to inherit a fraction of Jupiter’s old planet, they bonded over the fact they didn’t belong with the other moons and being the only reminder of their planets before they where either killed or ejected, it made Titan more welling to go through with the revolution even if he was against killing a planet to get the respect of their planets, he didn’t want to give up on the community they had formed and the friends he made by going his own way, even Ganymade and Europa (I think they had good intention with the revolution even if they went about it in the worst way) their relationship was rocky afterwards but got better, his Marks are still a sore subject that he rather not remember, but his growing to except his past, and that even after the long path it took him and all his struggles, his still here and that’s worth something in its own.
Lastly since there no good space for this
Sun’s symbol is very different compared to his planets and their moons, since he orbits the Milky Way, or as other article say the centre of the galaxy, his marks is as if you painted the night sky, full of blue and purple, littered with stars over top, it reachers around his torso and interfere with some of his other marks.
Thank you for coming to a (for once’s) not late night rambling with Rose!
I have had this idea for while now and it’s just been growing since then, I’ve grown a bit obsess with this story idea:headcannon? Why ever you want to call it :D

I finally figured our Sun’s marks!
Transcript
Sun(he kinda looks like the eye guy :/)
-He has really choppy hair, since he cuts it himself
-Has sharp teeth, all though very few ‘inherited’ it
Those being
Earth (dark side also has them, but he inherited it from Earth not Sun)
Jupiter, his teeth are more worn out from over uses in the past
Planet X (Who gave it to Titan and Ganymade, since in this au they were originally from Planet X and later token as war trophies by the gas giants)
Neptune (shark boi)
Uranus is the only ice giant that didn’t ‘inherited’ sharp teeth
Transcript
Sharp claws
Mark is covered by scar
Star shaped pupils, his eyes also leak (?) molten lava and what every else his made up of, it’d not harming him in anyways but a bit of a defect from when he was formed

Transcript:
On top there’s the rocky planets, on the bottom is the giants, goo by from the closet to the sun to the farthest (mercury to Mars, and Jupiter to Neptune)
Outside of the centre part are past planets that used to be apart of the solar system, but they are fainter compared to the other planets, besides Planet X since he is still alive and near by the system
Sun’s mark is the only mark you can watch change in real time, everyone’s else almost never change at all, even if you have a completely new planet/star
The moons are kinda scattered around their planets and are really hard to see, kinda showing how they are seen by most planets and stars both in and outside the solar system
The background is a galaxy or milking way, I am planing on drawing this digitally to show it better:)
Adding more backstory whoo!
Sun learnt everything he knows from his mother and than past it onto his planets after they were formed, Sun was still really impressionable and young during this time and passed on a lot of missed up and backwards was of thinking.
One of the bigger ones is seeing moons and planets as trophies as he saw the other stars comparing their planets as if they won something for having the most/coolest planets compared to another star, Jupiter picked up on this pretty past but with moons instead, he used his seer size over them, creating a high archery (Star -> Planet -> dwarf planet -> moons) Saturn was one of the planets that jumped onto this, while Uranus and Neptune didn’t, mostly because they really dislike the two gas giants during this time.
Extra
Jupiter and Saturn praised Neptune after he accidentally caught Triton in his gravity, even if he didn’t mean to and it resulted in the death of his other moons (none of them survived and is the mean reason his hesitant to tell Triton the truth)
 
I’m sorry for all the nonsense posting but…
What if the giants don’t like yelling at their moons (or yelling in general, YOU SAY HOW SATURN REACTED TO THEIR MOON YELLING AT HIM! His also pretty sensitive anyways but that’s not the point)
We’ve seen how Sun treats his planets vs how they treat their moons, even if it’s not well (for most of them at lest) they’re not screaming and sending solar flares at them for disobeying him and moving out of orbits when he doesn’t want them too.
Even when Saturn’s moons where mad at human he didn’t yell, I might be miss remembering but I think he just cried (?) in response even as they where leaving him, Neptune also NEVER yelled at Triton no matter how mad Triton was at him or after he left (I think Neptune is hiding Triton killing his moons after he got caught in his gravity, if the theory is anything to go by)
Basic the giants are all VERY fucked up kids trying their best to raise equity fucked up children lol