Solarhumans Neptune - Tumblr Posts
Okay so can someone please agree with me that the Ice giants are like Canadian/Russia?? Or basically anywhere that gets pretty cold.
I'm Canadian and I've seen people booking it down the street in only a t-shirt and shorts in winter! Multiple times each year! Hell some people even wear flip flops and sandals when it's snowing out! Not to mention the people who bike in winter! (This is not just a Canadian thing too!)
So why can't the ice planets do the same? It'd be so funny for earth to be freezing his ass of while Uranus is just chilling there in a t-shirt and sandals with a piña colada in hand having the time of his life!
Where's my Neptune and Uranus who don't give a shit about how cold it is no matter how much Jupiter or Saturn yells a them? Those two fuckers refuse to wear anything but their T-shirts because "It's to hooootttttt" while Jupiter is freezing his butt off trying to convince them to wear a appropriate clothing for their placement on the solar system, hell let their moons in on the fun! Why not!
Anyways thank you for coming to late night rambling with Thunder <3
Jupiter (Earth’s personal heater)
All the text is under each photo for a better look, and clear text
There is also a expedition at the bottom of the headcannon:)
Is a literal heater, since his core is 19,700 C (35,500 F)
Close up to the other images
Jupiter: So cute, my son <33
Earth came over to talk but got cold, so Jupiter tried to warm him up, only for Earth to fall asleep
Jupiter: EARTH PLEASE!
Jupiter: WTF IS THAT THING???
Jupiter: WTF
Earth the showing off his fish
Jupiter: Neptune?
Neptune really like warmth but can’t handle it well (his melting)
Earth gave him a flower but his hand burnt it
Top Jupiter: mmm
Bottom Jupiter: OW! Too hot!!
His hands warmed up the mug and coffee making him burn his mouth
Headcannon
Jupiter can usually control the heat so he doesn’t burn everyone he touches, it doesn’t 100% get rid of the heat but instead turns into a comfortable warmth (still enough to melt the ice giant) Uranus tends to stray way from touching him so they don’t melt but Neptune loves the warmth being the coldest planet and being so touch starved, Jupiter has started running away to stop Neptune for touching him, but with Neptune just randomly disappearing it can be very hard to do.
He had become a personal heater for Earth and the other rocky planets when every they come visit him, his fine with it, even if it means he can’t read his book when they end up filling asleep, he turns his hands into the perfect amount of heat that just wells them to sleep haha 
You know how Neptune said he couldn’t remember when Triton asked about his origins?while also being able to remember all his other moons, and how mad Triton was??
So what if Neptune dose remember but is purposely keeping it from Triton because he killed Neptune’s old moon after getting captured in Neptune’s gravity but he doesn’t want the small moons to be afraid of Triton because of it or from him to feel bad.
This is based of a theory I heard about triton killing Neptune’s moon after getting caught but that’s just a theory A SPACE THEORY! THABK YOU FOR READING
Haha