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AWEWWE THIS IS SO CUTE PLS DON'T DIE💓💓💓

neptune and his trident!

yippee!

Jupiter (Earth’s personal heater)

All the text is under each photo for a better look, and clear text

There is also a expedition at the bottom of the headcannon:)

Is a literal heater, since his core is 19,700 C (35,500 F)

Close up to the other images

Jupiter: So cute, my son <33

Earth came over to talk but got cold, so Jupiter tried to warm him up, only for Earth to fall asleep

Jupiter: EARTH PLEASE!

Jupiter: WTF IS THAT THING???

Jupiter: WTF

Earth the showing off his fish

Jupiter: Neptune?

Neptune really like warmth but can’t handle it well (his melting)

Earth gave him a flower but his hand burnt it

Top Jupiter: mmm

Bottom Jupiter: OW! Too hot!!

His hands warmed up the mug and coffee making him burn his mouth

Headcannon

Jupiter can usually control the heat so he doesn’t burn everyone he touches, it doesn’t 100% get rid of the heat but instead turns into a comfortable warmth (still enough to melt the ice giant) Uranus tends to stray way from touching him so they don’t melt but Neptune loves the warmth being the coldest planet and being so touch starved, Jupiter has started running away to stop Neptune for touching him, but with Neptune just randomly disappearing it can be very hard to do.

He had become a personal heater for Earth and the other rocky planets when every they come visit him, his fine with it, even if it means he can’t read his book when they end up filling asleep, he turns his hands into the perfect amount of heat that just wells them to sleep haha 

You know how Neptune said he couldn’t remember when Triton asked about his origins?while also being able to remember all his other moons, and how mad Triton was??

So what if Neptune dose remember but is purposely keeping it from Triton because he killed Neptune’s old moon after getting captured in Neptune’s gravity but he doesn’t want the small moons to be afraid of Triton because of it or from him to feel bad.

This is based of a theory I heard about triton killing Neptune’s moon after getting caught but that’s just a theory A SPACE THEORY! THABK YOU FOR READING

Haha

Okay so, I’ve heard something about Uranus and. Neptune swapping orbits so I’ve been thinking

What if Uranus used to be the protector/guard of the Solar System before Neptune but had to give up that role because of a serious injury he sustained? And so Neptune stepped up to take over knowing full well the consequences it might in tale.

Uranus tried hard to convince Neptune other otherwise but it was too late since the Sun already agreed?

I’m sorry for all the nonsense posting but…

What if the giants don’t like yelling at their moons (or yelling in general, YOU SAY HOW SATURN REACTED TO THEIR MOON YELLING AT HIM! His also pretty sensitive anyways but that’s not the point)

We’ve seen how Sun treats his planets vs how they treat their moons, even if it’s not well (for most of them at lest) they’re not screaming and sending solar flares at them for disobeying him and moving out of orbits when he doesn’t want them too.

Even when Saturn’s moons where mad at human he didn’t yell, I might be miss remembering but I think he just cried (?) in response even as they where leaving him, Neptune also NEVER yelled at Triton no matter how mad Triton was at him or after he left (I think Neptune is hiding Triton killing his moons after he got caught in his gravity, if the theory is anything to go by)

Basic the giants are all VERY fucked up kids trying their best to raise equity fucked up children lol

Neptune loves doing his moons’s hair no matter how long it might take, he enjoys every moment of the tediousness long washing process, to the actual styling of their hair.

To the point where Neptune will almost non stop bothering Earth until he creates little beads, butterflies and more for his moons’ hair.

Triton joins in sometimes even if his hair is a different texture compared to the others, Neptune still tries his best to style and cut his hair, he’s had lots of practice doing Uranus’ hair over the years, mostly with braids and bun since Uranus’ hair is very long compared to Triton’s.