New Sweatshirt!

New sweatshirt!

@clockwork-caverns oh boy flashback time

Ok, so I actually allowed this once. Specifically, the NPC bit.

Now, I branded this bag as the Bag of Disassociation, but before that, it was basically just a portal to a cave-like pocket dimension. The Dragonborn of the party, Talex, stored all his gold and jewels in there. If a member wasn’t available for a bit (ie a bathroom break or an urgent call), we’d shove them in the bag until they came back.

Around the second session, I introduced an NPC named Nate in the ruins of a city called Byrntowne. The party promptly shoved him in the Bag of Dissasociation since he drew power from shadow, and the bag could be pitch black when closed.

HOWEVER

A few sessions later, the party came across a town frozen in time in the middle of a gemstone forest. In the center of the town was a church. After a cultist rang the bell on top of the church, the bell clapper thingy shattered the crystal bell.

Luckily, they all passed the dex check to avoid being impaled.

Well, almost everyone did...

Y’all know that one scene from Thor: Ragnarok when Hela impales that one dude?

Yeah.... that happened to Nate inside the bag.

Go ahead, call me a filthy Homestuck, but Dave is a mood

Bored, so go for it

Quarantine Asks: Questions You Usually Wouldn’t Think of Asking But You’re Bored AF

Animated character that was your gay awakening?

Grilled cheese or PB&J?

What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you when you don’t have anything to watch but you want something on?

Your go-to bar order, if you drink?

What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own?

Top three cuisines?

What was your first word as a child (that wasn’t a variation of “Mom” or “Dad”)?

What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had?

Look up. What’s directly across from you?

Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general?

Preferred way to spend a rainy day?

What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted?

Brunch or midnight snacks?

Favorite mug you own

What coffee drink would you describe yourself as?

Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!)

Fruity or herbal teas?

What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless?

That book you were forced to read for class but actually ended up enjoying?

Do you match your socks?

Have you ever been horseback riding?

What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc)

Have you ever been to jail?

What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)?

Puzzles?

You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it?

What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore?

What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now?

Who’s your go-to musical artist when you’re feeling upbeat?

Where could someone find you in a museum?

What’s that one outfit in your closet you never get the chance to wear but want to?

Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds?

If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be?

Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs?

You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go?

Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with

Lakes, rivers, or oceans?

Favorite mid-2000s song

How do you dress when you’re home alone?

Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)?

Knives or swords?

A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving

Pick an old-school Disney Channel Original Movie

Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online?

Name a classic Vine

What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store?

How do you top your ice cream?

Do you like Jello?

What’s something that you don’t have a picture of that you wish you did?

How are you at climbing trees?

I misread this as the power coming from sticking your hand INSIDE the container

On one point, that’s concerning; on the other, it’d allow for some interesting situations

“Hey, Swann, how much acid is in this bottle?”

*dunks entire forearm in*

“About 6 cups, why?”

You have the ability to immediately know the exact volume of any container by placing your hand on it. Tell the story of how you saved the whole world with this power.

Enjik: “It’s a hybrid lost to the knowledge of the armories..... amazing... a surefire ticket into the Old Tower’s relic vault....”

BJ and Bonnie, simultaneously: “It’s a boomstick. You shoot shit with it. Discussion over.”

“This is a shotgun. Change my mind.”

“It uses a field-induction coil to accelerate projectiles like a railgun.”

“But it fires those projectiles in a spread. Doesn’t matter how it accelerates them.”

“It also fires a three-round burst. I suppose you think it’s also a pulse rifle.”

“Nope. Pulses first multi-round bursts of single shots.”

“You’ve been increasingly insufferable ever since you joined that VanNet forum about sandwiches.”

“The subtle distinctions between categories are crucial to the discrimination of meaning.”

“Funny, ‘cause you’ve been awfully indiscriminate about what you think does and does not qualify as a sandwich, and now apparently what is or isn’t a shotgun.”

“If there was a good argument it’s not a shotgun, you could change my mind.”

“Right now you should be worried about finding a good argument against luring some of Saint’s birds to shit on your jumpship.”

(Bastion)