Can We Get An F In The Chat For This Absolute Legend? Man Really Came Out Here And Used Protecting Civilians

Can we get an f in the chat for this absolute legend? Man really came out here and used protecting civilians as a battle cry and I respect that.

Fanart for the fic “The Chips Didn’t Work” by @jedi-order-apologist​!

This fic is so wonderful, go read it :) 

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You know comparing the sheer amount of attention and vitriol directed at Lil Nas over a relatively harmless video by Christians compared to the attention directed at child abuse scandals in the church really does not reflect well on Christianity tbh.

Like I’m not saying that clergy abusing their power is the fault of all Christans, but like you would think members of the clergy actually abusing children would be seen as a far greater sin than a music video showing Satan getting a lap dance.

And definitely don’t think about the surviving Jedi who get the message realizing their alone in the Galaxy and that they can’t return to their home.

don’t think too hard about obi-wan’s message in the jedi beacon.

don’t think about obi-wan standing in the temple he’s known all his life, head bowed, surrounded by broken codes and broken trust and broken bodies. don’t think about him wondering what he could possibly say. if there are even any jedi left to hear it.

don’t think about him saying do not return to the temple, when he knows he is leaving it for the last time; when obi-wan says that time has passed, don’t wonder if he remembers correcting the younglings’ stance, if they beamed at him with awe and chirped thank you, master kenobi! don’t imagine his eyes closing briefly with pain, remembering wry gossip with aayla secura and warm conversations with mace windu over tea.

don’t think about the fact that obi-wan doesn’t even know it’s anakin yet. he hasn’t seen the recording yet. these are the last minutes obi-wan will ever have in a world where anakin skywalker is still good, and he spends those minutes broadcasting hope to an empty sky.

don’t think about the ending. obi-wan says a new hope will emerge, and then he watches his padawan—his brother—his friend, slaughtering children with a lightsaber that has crashed against obi-wan’s a million times.

don’t think about any of this because obi-wan tries not to, either. when he sits underneath the setting suns, sinking into the force, don’t imagine him trying to let go: of his master, his order, his heritage, his lost love, his best friend.

may the force be with you, always, obi-wan said.

in the end, the force is the only thing he has left.

Today is a good day to remind everyone that Mace Windu spends like 75% of his TCW screentime protecting Clones and giving all kinds of kriffs about them.

he breaks a windshield and carries the clone driver out of a destroyed tank on ryloth

"get the injured back, I'm gonna clear the road!" (– which is, you know, just the most dangerous job since there's a cannon aiming at him)

his first question after getting out of that mess is "how many men did we lose?"

he Force-throws two troopers to safety when the plasma bridge they're on deactivate, which almost results in him falling to his death (except he's too awesome)

he leaves Anakin Skywalker in charge of negotiating a treaty to go look for survivors in the giant crater their troops fell in

he kneels down next to an injured clone and talks to him softly when they're looking for the Zillow beast on Malastare

he pulls the dead trooper out of his burning quarters when Boba plays terrorist, and cradling the clone and urgently asking if he's alright

he's ready to go face Aurra Sing and Boba to protect the hostages when he's still in Medbay and too injured to go anywhere according to Plo

he accepts Cody and Rex's plans, no questions asked, as well as Echo's when Echo could very well be compromised – because that's how much he trusts them all

(even when at this point he's known for months that the clone army was created by Dooku)

he evacuates his men to deal with a giant freaking bomb all by himself

"get the men out of here!" "don't worry about me, Captain – just get your men out of there!"

"The Council reprimanded Anakin for showing too much care for his men," some fanfics have the gall to claim. Get outta here.

Imagine how embarrassed whoever was steering Ever Given is right now. Like, imagine if you fucked up so bad you interrupt 12% of global maritime trade and the entire world is meming about it. I would just die