I Will Comfort You In Your Grounding :)

I will comfort you in your grounding :)

I wish I could send these anomalously

I will only answer the first one and that is true. Why is there a flying red man, oh what’s that Steve it’s an intelligent robot with a magic rock in it’s forehead sUre why the fuck not we already have-

so I have this headcanon that there is an odd number of people in the universe, so when thanos snaps, there is one person who is half and half.

guess who that person is.

wade wilson.

the universe/stones/etc. chose him because his mutation is super healing.

he just walks around half disintegrated. sometimes hes almost completely gone, and others hes sometimes almost completely there.

OR

there is an even amount of people and Wade is snapped, but his super healing is causing him to be half disintegrated.

this applies to both:

Wade: what the fuck! *flips off sky like thanos can see him as he continues to get turned to dust on and off*

ayyyyyyy IVE BEEN UNGROUNDED

I wish I could send these anomalously

I will only answer the first one and that is true. Why is there a flying red man, oh what’s that Steve it’s an intelligent robot with a magic rock in it’s forehead sUre why the fuck not we already have-

guess who’s sick on vacation??

ME!!!!!!

i think not

how does my spotify know im on tumblr 😭