I Think Not

i think not

maybe its because rocket is so obsessed with your arm. who knows?

I wish I could send these anomalously

I will only answer the first one and that is true. Why is there a flying red man, oh what’s that Steve it’s an intelligent robot with a magic rock in it’s forehead sUre why the fuck not we already have-

so I have this headcanon that there is an odd number of people in the universe, so when thanos snaps, there is one person who is half and half.

guess who that person is.

wade wilson.

the universe/stones/etc. chose him because his mutation is super healing.

he just walks around half disintegrated. sometimes hes almost completely gone, and others hes sometimes almost completely there.

OR

there is an even amount of people and Wade is snapped, but his super healing is causing him to be half disintegrated.

this applies to both:

Wade: what the fuck! *flips off sky like thanos can see him as he continues to get turned to dust on and off*

guess who’s sick on vacation??

ME!!!!!!

okay lemme rant for a little bit

so my school district has half days. tomorrow is a half day bc Christmas break is starting. I’ve talked to all of my friends and they talk say they aren’t gonna go to school tomorrow. I always say “I’m not going to go period bc tomorrow we’re leaving at 3am to be in the mountains by the time school gets out 😉” and they talk about how jealous they are and stuff. But I don’t wanna be in the fucking car for nine fucking hours. i doesnt matter if we’re gonna be in the fucking mountains all I wanna do is fuckin sleep.

tbh this went somewhere i didn’t mean for it to lmao

I will comfort you in your grounding :)

I wish I could send these anomalously

I will only answer the first one and that is true. Why is there a flying red man, oh what’s that Steve it’s an intelligent robot with a magic rock in it’s forehead sUre why the fuck not we already have-