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Look, okay. I am so normal about your Timestuck doodles. So normal. Really.

Arms

Me - (7k words deep into a Stan twins AU but falterin) okay but hear me out, Stan and Ford function ... Not well without each other

AU where Dipper and Mabel somehow get teleported back to the January of 1989 (before Stan gets summoned, before Ford summons Bill)

The Stan twins save each other much faster than they do in canon - all to get the kids home.

Redux of the story - 8hr (or 32 years later if you ask the Stans) Mabel and Dipper go to spend time with their grunks

hear me out

beats me black and blue verse

Just circling the end of the show up from let me know when you're ready to bleed.

Ress is "retired" and doing bad shit for Red. Cooper is retiring soon and Red is eager for that in, despite them being semi-retired.

Featuring!

Semi-retirement

Donald returning to the FBI

the dissolvement of Red's criminal empire

Resslington sailing off into the horizon

hear me out

Red as the actual devil.

Donald is still Detroit PD - hurt or whatever, classic Ress. Finds his way into a church and into the good graces of the devil.

Red fixes his wound, jerks him off in the church, and Donald thinks is all nothing. Hallucination or whatever.

Wakes up and Red is at his door.

We trip into monsterfucking after that - multiple orgasms, rimming, rough sex, biting, alpha/beta/omega dynamic

Donald is a vicious omega with sharp nails and sharper teeth; Red is gone on him.

Is Ress a fuckboi? He taps Keen and Navabi, plus Audrey (obvi) and the "fake" girlfriend (after Audrey dies) I'm sure. He's got pull.

5+1 (because I don't have enough shit going on) where Ressler fucks (in this order) Audrey, Samar, Julian, Mitchell/Hatley (hate sex, dubcon), Elizabeth. +1 is Red. Kitchen sex, face sitting/riding, spit as lube, hate/rough sex, tender sex (in the order of pairings). Resslington will be excessive, I'm sure.

Mostly an activity in writing hetero sex but also sprinkling in the gay. If there was a pairing to get rid of, it'd be Mitchell/Hatley BUT ALSO I'm stupid weak for Red burning him alive for Donny.