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This Is A Straight Up Mess

The name’s JD and this is my shit blog. This is where I just spam a bunch of trash that I like in random intervals... how anticlimactic. If you want quality content you’re probably lost.

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Ham: Ladies And Gentlemen Is Unnecessarily Gendered, Overly Formal, Lengthy, And Honestly Im Falling

Ham: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

Ham: “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

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Tony: LI SHANG PROBABLY DIDN’T FUCKING CARE THAT YOU’RE A WOMAN MULAN, HE PROBABLY DIDN’T TRUST YOU WHEN YOU WERE TELLING HIM ABOUT THE HUNS BECAUSE YOU LIED ABOUT HAVING A FUCKING DICK

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My idea for the next Spider-Man movie–  Spider-Man: Stay at home. The whole things is 2+ hours of Peter Parker living a normal life being happy, safe and hanging out with his friends. No monsters or bad guys in sight, just Peter doing homework and being a soft nephew with Aunt May.

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people are writing avengers AUs, david tennant is all over tumblr, and everyone is talking about dan howell…finally it is once again 2012. i can be at peace.

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Date night

Peter: Why do you always bring me on your dinner dates?

Pepper: Because we love you!

Tony: Because dinner is 25% off when you bring a kid under 12

Peter:

Pepper:

Tony:...and we love you


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