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can we talk about how ethereal she was here
Pepper Potts in Iron Man 3 (2013) dir. Shane Black
pepper: you should be ashamed of yourself
tony: you’re right, i should be ashamed of myself
tony: but i’m not
rhodey: i’m doing dry january
pepper: i’m doing veganuary
tony: i’m just trying to make it to february
pepper: tony! why are there little handprints all over the wall?
tony, whispering: why are there little handprints all over the wall?
morgan, whispering back: because i have little hands
tony: because she has little hands
tony: what’s up sluts? i’m back from jail
rhodey, concerned: sluts?
pepper, even more concerned: jail?
natasha: how's having your own actual kids going?
pepper: horrible. i never knew someone could cry so much. it never stops
natasha: oh, well, the kid will grow out of it eventually, right?
pepper: oh no, the kid's great. she hardly ever cries
natasha: then who’s—
tony, sobbing from morgan’s room: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
pepper: have you ever relaxed?
tony: once. made me very stressed
pepper: why is your back all scratched up?
tony: *flashes back to him chasing a raccoon after pepper told him to leave it alone*
tony: i’m having an affair
pepper: you’re a hot mess, you know that?
tony: at least i’m a FUN hot mess. like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks, and glitter
rhodey: why is tony on the counter?
pepper: he likes to be tall
interviewer to pepper: so what it's like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?
tony, grabbing the mic: amazing. i never thought i would ever be this happy
tony: oh no, starks don’t do therapy
pepper: yeah, that’s pretty obvious
tony: HEY! HEY!
pepper, whispering: shh, morgan’s sleeping
tony, whispering: oh, sorry
pepper, whispering: what did you need?
tony, whispering: there’s a fire
pepper: THERE’S A FIRE?
pepper: why is morgan crying?
tony: because we have wooden floors all over this house and she runs around in cotton socks like there aren't going to be any consequences
tony: i’m playing a new drinking game
tony: it’s called “every time i’m depressed i take a drink”
pepper: that game exists, it’s called alcoholism
pepper: is something burning?
tony, seductively leaning on the counter: just my desire for you
pepper: tony, the toaster is literally on fire
morgan: *screams*
peter: *screams louder to establish dominance*
pepper: …should we do something?
tony: no, i wanna see who wins this
pepper: are you alright? you didn’t sleep at all last night
tony: i got a solid eight minutes. not consecutively, but still. it's fine. you're not even that blurry