Peni: It Says Here, Dogs Without Leashes Will Be Fined $100.

Peni: It says here, “Dogs Without Leashes Will Be Fined $100.”

Miles, sobbing: THEY DON’T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!

Out to steal your girl’s heart: gwen stacy

Out to steal your mother’s affection: miles morales

Out to steal: spiderham

Steve: Hey Peter, what time is it?

Peter: Let me check.

Peter: *screams so hard the walls shake*

Tony: WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING LIKE THIS AT 3 AM??!?

Peter: *turns to Steve* it’s 3 am.

here’s to lesbians

here’s to gays

here’s to bisexual people

here’s to pansexual people

here’s to trans people

here’s to non binary people

here’s to asexual people

here’s to aromantic people

here’s to intersex people

here’s to demisexual people

here’s to demigirls and demiboys

here’s to demiromantic people

here’s to gender fluid people

here’s to polysexual people

here’s to lgbt+ people that are in the closet

here’s to lgbt+ people that are afraid to come out to their homophobic family and friends

here’s to lgbt+ people that are out of the closet

here’s to lgbt+ people that are still not sure what is their sexuality or what is their gender

there’s nothing wrong about you! you are all loved! you are all important! you are all beautiful! you all matter!

🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!🏳️‍🌈

pre-war bucky wasn’t a bad boy heartthrob he was a mama’s boy and a nerd don’t forget it

Date night

Peter: Why do you always bring me on your dinner dates?

Pepper: Because we love you!

Tony: Because dinner is 25% off when you bring a kid under 12

Peter:

Pepper:

Tony:...and we love you