Two Dark Reigns Be Like

Two Dark Reigns Be Like

Pietyr: We must get them out of you!

Katherine: No I need them.

Pietyr: There killing people left and right!

*Looks at the body of the kid and Madrigal*

Katherine: *scared shrug*

(Later)

Pietyr: *starts doing the exorcism 

Dead Queens: what does this idiot think he’s doing?

Dead Queens:*try to kill him*

Spoliers for two Dark reigns and the last couple of chapters for one dark throne

Me: poor Jules

Mom: what happened this time

Me: Joseph died Mom: shouldn’t it be poor Joseph 

Me: no Jules is gonna be really upset

Mom: I thought Natalia was your favourite character

Me: yes but she’s dead too 

Mom: ....

Love Calculators Be Like:

Me: So I have 100% chance with anyone even though I’m not romantically interested in people interesting.

At School

Me:*looks at friends*

Friends:* are cuddling in the middle of our break right beside the door* Me: *sits down next to them*

A person: that’s pretty gay

Me: Let the gays be gay 

Bonus 2.0: The guy who cheated on the strongest naturalist in generations

A summary of the three dark crowns suitors

The twins that are actually cousins

That one guy who supports murder

Arisone’s soulmate 

Bonus: the guy who through the love of his life of a cliff 

Arsinoe Raised by The Arrons

Hell that what it’s gonna be. 

Genevieve tries to make a dress Arsinoe gives her HELL  for the rest of her life

Other fun shanagins ensue with Aronoe being a strong poisoner gifted in making poisons and eating them.

imagne the gave noir (or whatever it’s called) poisoned food and Arsinoe  she’d eat it ALL 

and Mr. Chatworths and Natalias agreement would happen (maybe) which means billy and Arsinoe 

Which means no dead Natalia! 

And maybe the sibling would meet and have a good relationship with no hurt Kat.

And no being thrown down The Breccia..... but that means not cute moments.