I Have Beef With The Fact That All Good Autism Rep Seems To Come With An Aversion To Touch. If I Like

I have beef with the fact that all good autism rep seems to come with an aversion to touch. If I like you, I WILL be touching you in any and every way possible, thank you very much. I will be leaning on you or sitting on you or hugging you or running my hands through your hair. And I would very much like to be resiprocated. I’m not good at words, I’d much rather show and receive my affection with other sensory input. I would very much argue I am like this BECAUSE of my autism, not despite it.

oscar wilde in the afterlife watching n*tflix turn dorian and basil into siblings:

Can we stop with the short and therefore pick-uppable -thinking, bby I’m short and stout you can’t lift me THAT easy

God I’m SUCH a bottom

I think we were all done a great disservice by how quickly princess pampered babygirl Alan IN A DRESS was collectively forgotten

Alanzo being grumpy because he was forced into Jack’s old clothes and looks all fancy is like a tomboyish YA protagonist who’s suddenly become a princess and is now being pampered and put in sparkly dresses.

I just want everyone to stop for a second and consider the (actually pretty high) possibility that Alan Ross is an enjoltaire shipper.