Been Feeling Soft And Bouncy Lately

been feeling soft and bouncy lately

cant believe this is the body of someone who went for a jog almost every morning, i dont know whats happening to me but im just so hungry all the time 🧁😩🍔

This is what awaits all the cocky twinks out there. Wether you're the responsible type, watching your calorie intake and religiously going to the gym, or you just got lucky with your metabolism and can let loose on the culinary world without worry, it won't matter. Sooner or later you'll have a cheat day turn into a cheat week and into a cheat month, the metabolism you've relied on your whole life will start to slow down, your appetite catching up to you.

Somehow you'll ignore how your underwear is running out of space, your shirts hugging your body tighter, how the snacks in your pantry seem to disappear faster. No, you won't wake up to your gluttony until one morning you realize this is the 10th day in a row you've had a plateful of fries for breakfast, and there's nothing left of your former twink body to salvage under the pudge. So enjoy that jiggle, cause it's not going anywhere.

This diet and workout plan you recommended seems to be working, I think I can feel my abs again!

Huh? Sure I've sprinkled some cheat days here and there , but its not that big of a deal. Speaking of which, I'm STARVING, lets bake some pizzas, I promise to leave you a slice or two this time.

pretty sure i've lost some weight these past couple of months, but i feel just as pudgy as ever~✨

It's honestly impressive how jiggly and paunchy someone can be while still being that small. How do you even get a belly as round and jiggly as that while still being delicate enough to have your collar bones showing? And the outline of your ribcage. A skeleton frame padded up with enough soft and doughy filler to make you cute and pretty, but essentially just decorational. So delicate and fatty, picking you up must be like picking up a pillow.

Hooo... thats one way to get me all hot and bothered 😳 honestly im just as amazed at how greedy my belly is, just hoarding all the fat in my body for itself, though that also means people that see me in baggy clothes think im still skinny and gift me size 32 shorts that stopped fitting me 15lbs ago