OOC POST!

OOC POST!

(Okay, so. Bobby answering questions was meant to be an april fools day thing. But. It was really, really fun. how would you guys feel about Bobby just...popping in from time to time? main focus would be on Simon, but Bobby answering would be an option. let me know?)

Say one were going to a noodle shop for the first time. Of all the varieties of noodles that exist and are obviously sold at this shop, which should this person order?

Ooohh.

I'm Sure if the Prosecutor was answering, he'd say Udon, or Ramen, or maybe some of those really thin ones, but I'm inclined towards those little bowties! Very dapper noodles, those, and it just seems like noodles ought to be dapper, you know?

In Justice We Trust!

Bobby Fulbright

baby vulture jumpscare

EEP!

O-o-oh. That's...not that bad...r-right?

Right. It-it's just a little baby bird. not too scary at all. Yeah. It's fluffy, even!

In Justice we Trust!

-Bobby Fulbright

Dear Prosecutor Blackquill,

I’m thinking of getting a pet bird, is there a particular breed you would recommend? :]

Fine Reader,

A noble goal. there a number of birds that may be good companions for you, and which would be best for you depends on the accommodations you can make for the animal, and for what you are looking for in your companion. Personally, I am keen on Taka, who is capable of taking care of herself, but you should know that legally she is not mine, as if I were a registered falconer, a number of things would have to change. I have been given certain permissions to allow Taka to remain by my side, an uncommon occurrence.

Good Birds for beginners include Budgies, who are quite social, as well as rather small, and do well in a cage so long as they have time outside of it as well. They live about ten years on average, meaning they will be your companion for the better part of a decade.

Cockatiels are another fine choice, though larger then Budgies, they like people and tend to socialize with as many as possible. they live on average twenty years, assuming they receive proper care.

If you do indeed with to enter the world of falconry, I recommend looking for someone who can teach you in person. Taka was a rare find, and I do not know what your local regulations state, nor the penalties for not following them. I can tell you about the birds themselves, but they are a harder bird to care for then others, and off-putting to some.

Other common pets include Love Birds, Parrotlets, and Canaries. Ultimately however, it will be hinging on what you do to prepare for them, including the research done. Remember, you are becoming responsible for their very lives. Hold them carefully, teach them well, learn their language. They will reciprocate, if treated correctly.

Carefully,

-Simon Blackquill

Prosecutor Blackquill, what are your thoughts on the justice system?

Ah! An ask!

Hm. This won't do....I'm Detective Fulbright, not Prosecutor Blackquill....ah well, I'll answer it anyway!

The Justice System is a wonderful thing! Beautiful, and complex, and.....admittedly not flawless...But! I believe it can be changed for the better! The Prosecutor was exonerated, and change is in the wind!

In Justice We Trust!

-Detective Bobby Fulbright, L.A P.D

Robert J. Fulbright, it has come to the attention of the Occupational Health and Safety Administration that GYAXA may not meet our standards. Please contact us immediately about conducting a viewing of the facilities so that we may verify the legitimacy of these potential infractions and handle them accordingly.

Dear OSHA representative.

I am concerned that you feel it's not up to code, that's scary! However, Rest assured that they screen all visitors, or so I've been told! I've never been myself, but I know there are extra security on staff during launches and other such important things....maybe sometime I'll get the chance! In fact, there may be one soon....

-Robert J. Fulbright