Robert J. Fulbright, It Has Come To The Attention Of The Occupational Health And Safety Administration

Robert J. Fulbright, it has come to the attention of the Occupational Health and Safety Administration that GYAXA may not meet our standards. Please contact us immediately about conducting a viewing of the facilities so that we may verify the legitimacy of these potential infractions and handle them accordingly.

Dear OSHA representative.

I am concerned that you feel it's not up to code, that's scary! However, Rest assured that they screen all visitors, or so I've been told! I've never been myself, but I know there are extra security on staff during launches and other such important things....maybe sometime I'll get the chance! In fact, there may be one soon....

-Robert J. Fulbright

Her hair is objectively better.

I hope this clears things up for you, Gavin-Dono.

-Simon Blackquill

Hey, need help settling a debate and we settled on you as the cruel and impartial judge:

Who has better hair: The Fop Klavier, or Prosecutor Sahdmadhi?

Please answer, it's for science. (Also money)

Detective.

If you wish this to be anonymous, you must needs present the illusion of even handedness. Refraining from degrading the Sad Monk as he deserves does not hide anything if you attack Gavin-Dono in the same breath, Rather, It betrays you, as you would preach the man's "virtues" given the chance.

As for your query, first, this is not a request for advice. Second, as neither of them deserve such accolades, I must therefore ponder over it as I read my other questions. I see there are others in here regarding the topic, including one from you. I shall respond to one of these with my answer.

Regretfully,

-Simon Blackquill

Prosecutor Blackquill-

Have you heard of Kazuma Asogi?

Hmm..

Kazuma....Asogi....Nope! never heard of him! You should ask Prosecutor Blackquill though, he might have!

When he gets back, I mean. Obviously you already did but he didn't answer...

Oh well!

In Justice We Trust!

In Justice We Trust!

Has Prosecutor Blackquill ever asked you to watch over Taka? Seems like a frightening task, with how that bird behaves in court!

~Anonymous

Occasionally! She mostly cares for herself, though. He did ask me to check on her a few times while he was in prison, make sure she was eating, but these days hardly ever. And it is! She has very sharp claws, and has scratched me several times. I like to think she's warming up to me, especially knowing that those were affectionate bites that one time....still, that's only happened once, and it didn't feel all that affectionate...

In Justice We Trust!

-Bobby Fulbright

Hmmm......

Prosecutor Blackwell hasn't updated his Tumblr blog in awhile.....

Maybe he needs a nudge? Perhaps I should post on it for him! Yes, that's what I'll do!

Ask me anything, Tumblr persons!

-Bobby Fulbright

Did you ever meet any other falsely convicted people in prison?

Worn Reader,

Oh yes, Several. Others claimed to be falsely convicted, and it was often hard to tell the two groups apart, but here are some highlights, since I am certain that is what you desire.

There was a man framed by his lover, insistent that his dear husband would never do that. extolling his virtues to the last. the general consensus in the area was that the husband did, in fact, kill the victim, but I personally suspect the mother in law was the one who framed our man for it.

There was a man imprisoned for rioting. In truth, he did meet with a group of protesters, but left as it started to get out of hand. He was arrested regardless, simply for being in the vicinity.

There was a man accused of corruption, with claims that he stole millions from his place in the local government. In truth, he was the fall guy for his superiors, who together stole billions.

But my personal favorite story was a man who was put away lawfully, but believes he should have gotten away with it, as they misidentified the weapon. They said he used an ice pick. In actuality, he stabbed the victims some dozen times with a frozen candy cane, which he then ate.

He is still filing appeals, claiming this means he should walk. it's been about twelve years.

Prison has all walks of life, and the stories are certainly intresting.

-Simon Blackquill