Dear Readers.

Dear readers.

I understand there has been quite a bit of radio silence lately, and uncertainty as to why that is.

Apologies. The fact of the matter is that our house has been quite busy of late, and will, indeed, soon no longer be our house.

We are moving.

We will still be in the same city, but our hunt for a new building is over. Our remaining spare time will likely be spent packing.

Apologies for further delays caused by this.

Regards,

-Simon Blackquill

Update:

He did not.

Mr. Fullbright,

Would you say this is an accurate depiction of Prosecutor Blackquill?:

https://www.tumblr.com/huyandere/717591872604962816/the-babygirl-ever?source=share

Hello anonymous reader!

Ohohoho! Indeed, very accurate, the very picture of accuracy in fact! We could replace the mirror with these images and he would not notice!

In case the link doesn't work, other readers can see the post here!

I should show him this, I'm sure he would have a great laugh!

In Justice We Trust!

Umi Teardrop:

-To Bobby Fulbright,

I was wondering if you don't mind can I send you a post I made.

I call it “The Ballad of Champion of Justice” and I think Simon Blackquill would like it as well.

But be warned it’s very sad and it kinda has to do with the fact The Phantom killed the real Bobby Fulbright.

Hope you guys don't mind it ☺️

But he didn't! I'm here! Please, I'm here!!

I am right here, i never died, i just...

I...i know that's what they thought at f-first b-but....

I need to go.

-Fulbright

What has gotten him so upset-

Ah.

Reader, I understand there may be confusion over this, but Fulbright is alive and well, if a tad haunted by the events that transpired. I would still be interested in seeing you work, but will have to use my best judgement on when, and if, to show it to him. Please do send it, I should very much like to see it.

Tired,

-Simon Blackquill

(......Both parties are gone, and yet, you can't shake the feeling you are not alone.)

I....what? He looks so...sad. I suppose I would be as well, were my eyes off kilter so.

Poor mite.

-Simon Blackquill

I gave Metis Cykes an oversized blunt, sorry if she codes more robots to be homocidal.

I am unconcerned. Aura was the more homicidal of the two, and she has chilled slightly.

Does that mean you should have done so? Nay. Will there be death wrought? Not likely.

Disappointed,

-Simon Blackquill

what a man can't have bangs? it has to be a mullet? he can't just be tying it back?

I dunno man. Mullet Blackquill sounds kinda suspicious.

I always think maybe a little too hard about Simon Blackquill's hair and why it's short in the front and long in the back, and then a friend said something so cursed: it's a mullet