I Need To Sit On His Lap

I need to sit on his lap

helluu! i have a side blog (@rb-catastrophe) for reblogging stuff (e.g. fics and fanart) now :D

i would like to keep to this blog for mainly my writing, but still wanted to show my appreciation and have a place where i can collect these posts

okay that's all, have a nice day/night!

Stanford Pines shower/bath hcs (stanford x reader)

💕 fluff & ❗ not necessarily smut but partially NSFW

very insecure about his scars (and tattoos) at first

takes a long time until he's comfortable with the idea

that man lights his face on fire to shave... he does Not know what a conditioner is. his luck that you're willing to show him what different kinds of products are for

believe me otherwise this man would use some 3in1 bs i can practically see it (same as dipper "washing clothes is a waste of time" pines btw)

will happily wash your hair for you

(his fingers massaging the shampoo in would feel so good i just know it)

if you want him to truly relax, you'll get in a bath with him and wash his hair. i guarantee you, he will melt

very easily flustered. averts his eyes and tries not to stare at your body

likes to hold you close and just stand under the stream of warm water for a while

will put on his old records to quietly play in the background

not a big fan of the idea of shower sex, but will give it a try if you're really into it

i'm sorry but if you try it, he'd be rather clumsy

he prefers to make this non-sexual, relaxing quality time together

if it's something you like, he will run you baths as aftercare after a particular rough night

thinks you're the most beautiful creature he's ever laid eyes on

washing you gives him the perfect opportunity (and excuse) to study your body closer. it's curves, the marks and spots on your skin, the reactions he can get out of you...

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a/n: i'm sorry dear anon if you wanted something more steamy (pun intended), i'm just still having a hard time writing smut, i hope this is okay >.< requested here

no need to elaborate on these but i just had to share this with someone willing. but i am truly convinced that ford secretly adores watching the great british bake off with you and will secretly try out recipes from the show until mustering up the courage to show you and let you taste some of his bakes :)))

ngl i had to look the show up because i only knew the title and not a lot else, honestly i think i only knew about the "started making it, had a breakdown, bon appétit" meme and i am sorry for that

anyway, not the main focus here! also, yes please share your ideas! i love to hear them! ^^

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even a man that devoted his entire life to the supernatural and weird needs some normality from time to time (maybe especially that man), so he cherishes the feeling of domestic bliss he gets when getting comfy on the couch with you next to him, you basically drooling over the food the contestants present.

he didn't know when the idea exactly occurred, but one day, when he had the house to himself, he found himself in the kitchen, trying out some recipe from god knows where.

it took him a few tries (and errors) to get the hang of some things, but he discovered that he really enjoyed baking. the process and the tasty, rewarding result at the end.

his urge to share his new found hobby is strong, but he wants to make sure whatever he is going to show to you is absolutely perfect, because you deserve nothing less than the best.

when he finally decides that it's time, he will prepare a variety of pastries, small pies, cakes and whatnot and then present them to you the next time you sit down to watch the new episode. all of it tastes amazing of course, he is naturally talented in a lot of things and that seems to include baking.

after that, he will surprise you with all kinds of baked good in the morning for breakfast and delicious pastries in the afternoon. he loves the way your eyes light up when you get to try his newest creations and how you sing your praises after the first bite.

i have like three rough ideas for long form pieces of jealous!ford x reader - and bear with me here, two of them are basically the same setup but in two versions because i can't decide between them, and one is stan having enough of ford's endless pining (and denying his own feelings), so he takes matters into his own hands and starts flirting with r, to bring ford to finally make a move

all that because i realised the og i was writing on is gonna be waaay longer than i anticipated and i tried thinking of alternatives

saw this post and the point about how stan would flirt with r, who is in a relationship with ford, just to get a reaction out of him

now imagine: r not having any of that and chewing stan out for it because they know exactly what he is doing. and it's the hottest thing ford has ever seen. the love of his life standing up for him and their relationship, showing how much both means to them and how committed they are to him <3

don't expect to get much sleep that night... or to be able to walk the next morning ;)