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Nah nah, something so random and a little stupid, thought about this when I should be studying, married Yennaia playing Jenga ๐คฃ๐ญ
But like THAT Jenga.. ๐
Those modern au Yennaia married life fics...the best.
Need more of that
Yennefer : You look like a dream.
Tissaia : Then go back to sleep.
Yennefer : Damn..
#damnthelooks๐




You do excel at it
Yennefer of Vengerberg & Tissaia de Vries | The Witcher 3x04
If she's a mixture of, "Damn she turns me on" and " That girl is going to be the death of me" then she's the one !!
This is Tissaia and Yennefer for real.
#yennaia
so real !!
I feel like I donโt say this enough, but
FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!
Fic idea ig. ๐น
When Tissaia returns to her office from chapter meetings or classes, she finds a bouquet of roses.Only it's no surprise because on Monday mornings there's always a new bouquet with a note.
Of course she knows it's from Yennefer. (they can be in a relationship or not,you do whatever :)

NB!! you don't need to follow this idea exactly.Change it up to whatever you'd like to do.
Yen : Tissaia just come see this !!
Tissaia : What is it.
Yen : (demonstrates) I have my suitcase -
Tissaia : (sigh) Yes..
(slides blanket over suitcase)
Yen : I have my blanket -
Tissaia : I don't have time for your jokes-
Yen : I rest my case. ๐
(Tissaia pinches the bridge of her nose and sighs )
Y'know,i love myself some funny pranks๐;just when it's not pulled on me. ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Here's an idea:
Yennefer pranks the Rectoress(Tissaia dV),just for fun,but enlists the help of ofc. Rita and who ever else you decide to use.
I think it would be funny because Tissaia is someone with a metal pole stuck so far up her ass,that it's majestic.Ofc. Yen wants to bend that pole to a 90ยฐC angle for the fun of it.
OH! it would even be so funny if she got the Aretuza students in on it too !! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐
NB*you don't need to follow this idea exactly, change it up and do whatever you'd like with this idea to your liking. ๐
I feel like pastries๐ฅ๐ฅฏ so here..idk,make it a modern AU or Wither series time AU; do whatever you'd like. ๐
Simple; Yennefer feels like baking and asks Tissaia to bake with her.

NB!! you don't need to create a story exactly like this one, change it up however you want to.
Slow Dancing Fic idea!!!
i just love the idea of Yennefer being a secret pianist; can't let it go.

Here goes something:
Yennefer has recently been spending her free time trying to modify a spell.More specifically,a spell to make instruments play themselves.Eventually she succeeds,but has to test it at the only place she knows has a piano;Aretuza.
She wants someone to dance with to show off her modified spell.Who better to bother than Tissaia herself.
One wouldn't know beauty until you see them dance together.
NB!! you don't need to create a story exactly like this one, change it up however you want to.
Fic idea for the writers out there !!
(The Witcher characters!! )
So...
Yennefer,a woman most people such as friends know she's is in the military.But is her job as simple as just being in the force.No.It's not.In fact her job is more than that when it turns out she's a trained assassin along with Geralt,Renfri and Sabrina;carrying out different tasks for the people she works for.
Tissaia De Vries,a chief surgeon meets this woman through Triss and Sabrina and blah blah you fill in the meeting and greeting stuff;with no idea what her actual job is.Until the day she finds her own life being threatened by an unknown threat and Yennefer along with her other assassin friends take up the to protect her from another highly trained assassin that's being ordered to kill her by Stre-
#slowburn

NB!! you don't need to create a story exactly like this one, change it up however you want to.
Imagine...
Emperor of Nilfgaard, Emhyr var Emreis, recognises Yenn's power,sent an invite to Yennefer saying like come to Nilfgaard.Basically asks her to work for him as a trainee to be General of his new second army and she accepts knowing she'll know his plans to get to Ciri but he doesn't know she knows Ciri.
Like how she'd learn to adjust by betraying all her friends and even Ciri,Geralt and Jaskier oh and Tissaia too!They think shes a traitor but shes actually doing it to help them.Yeah I'm bad and summarises but you get the picture.
NB !! you don't need to create a story exactly like this one, change it up however you want to


AFTER SODDEN; What if...after the untimely death of Geralt of Rivia(not sorry to kill him off) it's just Yennefer and Ciri constantly on the run from basically everyone.Place to place until they find a cabin to eventually call 'home'.
Seeing as Yennefer's chaos is in its shit after Sodden,she obviously needs help and who better to reach out to than the great Tissaia De Vries.
Basically Tissaia cannot refuse and agrees to help out with keeping Ciri's whereabouts to herself(and lying to the Brotherhood)and also agrees to help Yennefer help Ciri to control her chaos.Ofc the relationship between the rectoress and the wanted girl actually improves to a better one(you determine it) as time goes on and as for Yenn and Tissaia,it's a rocky one.
THE END.
NB!! you don't need to create a story exactly like this one.Change it up however you'd like.
Fanfic idea !!! ๐น
Yennaia ofc.

The novices at Aretuza often gossip about the 'ghost' that haunts the halls with melodies.A piano had recently been placed at the school.๐น(decoration purposes)It was never used, according to Tissaia.She never really believed the rumors;never heard the songs for herself during the course of the nights until this particular night.So naturally she investigates this so called 'ghost'.
Only to find the last person she'd ever expect to see behind an instrument of such tranquility:Yennefer of Vengerberg.
~>>
Yes yes,pianos were only invented in the 1300's but who cares;in my mind it was introduced in the mid 1200's.It can in yours too.
NB!! you dont need to create a story exactly like this one, change it up however you want to.
Hear me out...
-fanfic idea Yennefer x Tissaia !! ๐ฏ

Imagine this; Yennefer has the actual voice of an angel.No one really knows she can sing except for maybe Triss,Jaskier,Ciri and Geralt.She likes to keep it that way,having a reputation to maintain and blah blah blah.
BUT.. one morning she's geen given an invitation to attend a ball at Aretuza,courtesies of Tissaia.She reluctantly goes along with Jaskier who's ofc no doubt the entertainment for the night.
We all know what'll happen,tipsy as she is,she eventually agrees to sing along to Jaskier's song Her Sweet Kiss.BAM! revealing to the entire room she has a voice.Then literally Tissaia just completely mind blown;falling head over heals for her. ( You Carry On From There ! )
Listen to the song : The Closest Thing To Crazy - imagine Yen singing that!!
NB!! you don't need to create a story exactly like this, change it up to however you want it.
Chapters: 21/? Fandom: The Worst Witch (TV 2017) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Julie Hubble & Mildred Hubble, Hardbroom & Mildred Hubble, Felicity Foxglove/Ethel Hallow/Mildred Hubble/Enid Nightshade/Maud Spellbody Characters: Mildred Hubble, Amelia Cackle | Ada Cackle, Ethel Hallow, Enid Nightshade, Maud Spellbody, Sybil Hallow, Beatrice Bunch, Miss Tapioca | Maria Tapioca, Great Wizard (Worst Witch), Clarice Twigg, Julie Hubble, Algernon Rowan-Webb, Hecate Hardbroom Additional Tags: Depression, Suicidal Thoughts, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Self-Harm, Therapy, need help, Major Character Injury, Character Death, Anxiety Attacks, Paranoia, Pain, Grief/Mourning, Five Stages of Grief, The Author Regrets Nothing Summary:
There is more to the magical world,than meets the eye.Who would've known that making the simplest decision,could very well put her own life at risk.Mildred Hubble thought she had an understanding to this magical world when in reality it isn't all cupcakes and rainbows as she once believed.
ย [I do not own any of these characters]
ย Mentions of blood/violence like alot of it. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: PTSD,self harm and suicidal tendencies.