Everyday I Block The Spam Bots Like An Old Grumpy Man Chasing Kids Off His Lawn

Everyday I block the spam bots like an old grumpy man chasing kids off his lawn

European countries: Thank you Germany for providing us with financial aid and basically paying for everything the EU does. How could we ever repay you?

Germany: You could give us some points at Eurovision

European countries: Absolutely not

Crispy coleslaw bullies children because their mother rejected him, does that make him the snape of HotD?

something something tma starts with an anglerfish luring you in, something something tmp starts with a canary telling you to get out while you still can

The Crows as the 14 fear entities from TMA

Kaz: the Buried, the Slaughter, the Web

Inej: the Vast, the Dark

Jesper: the Spiral, the Eye

Wylan: the Desolation, the Stranger

Nina: the End, the Corruption, the Flesh

Matthias: the Hunt, the Lonely

I'm in Morocco, walking through a traditional souk and what do I find in between spices and handwoven rugs? This fucking painting:

I have never bought something faster than I bought Ronoroa Bono