Guys, I Almost Slept In Lab Today.

Guys, i almost slept in lab today.

Why am i like this?

Guys, i just finished watching the godfather part 2. I'm feeling something in my whole body. There's something in the pit of my stomach. I'm pregnant with emotions. I think its horniness, but im also feeling intellectual.

I'm scared and curious.

God help me.

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

I just learned that queers hang out near the rock climbing area and I'm so excited!!!!