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A Little Over An Hour And A Half Later You Can Hear C Crying In The Attic Making Her Way Out Of The Attic
A little over an hour and a half later you can hear C crying in the attic making her way out of the attic she confronts you and speaks “I thought a dog’s purpose was gonna be a happy movie give me a happy movie :<“
-serial designation C
Heck no. You stole my crap, I'm not giving you anything.
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Uzi when have you last updated your, uh, speech pattern recognition software?
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I've been a bit busy, okay?!

“Hey Uzi, watch this!”
He kneels down, them jumps up, flying into the clouds. He stays up there for about 5 seconds before falling down face first, his tail stabbing his leg
“Ah… that didn’t… this didn’t happen..”
-Pluto
You don't fly very often, do you?
×N rifles through a closet, tossing clothes of all kinds of styles into a haphazard pile on the other side of the room until he finds a pair of jean shorts and a white t-shirt.×
"Wanna try these on? They might be a bit big on you since they're technivally V's, but we can still try!"
( starter! )
* it was a peaceful day on Copper-9, besides the soft crunch of a bare foot meeting snow as a small lone figure wandered. She left behind paw-padded footprints, shivering as she gripped onto her black cat plushie and her eyes scanned around for shelter from the biting cold. She shivered, cat ears swiveling as she listened for danger and such. Who would she encounter? *
( I don't care who finds her, you can choose! Maybe Uzi since it would be interesting considering her dislike for humans but she finds a child 😂 )
×A yellow light soars across the sky, right over you and disappears for a minute before coming back. It grows closer and closer until you can tell it's a disassembly drone with shoulder-length silver hair. It lands in front of you and leans down to look at you with its yellow, glowing eyes.×
"What... are you?"
You have hair like a 98 year old man, lol. Bald. BALD.
NO I AM NOT. STOP SAYING THAT.
Just different in a bunch of ways. Can’t go into too much detail.
Uhh... I guess I'd just be confused??