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"Hey, I forgot to take off the lens cap! Imma call this avant-garde."

“Listen **BZZ-Z-Z-T BZZ-Z-Z-T BZZ-Z-Z-T BZZ-Z-Z-T BZZ-Z-Z-T ** Cool huh? Oh, maybe I shoudda taken so photos. Well this this roll of film is wasted.”

National Geographic Magazine   November 1960

If you're interested in those maps which show where Americans call it "pop", "soda", or "coke", this poll may be for you!

Necco wafers: Barely the methadone to caramel's heroin.

(As a Yankee I get to say that.)

Caramel: The black tar heroin of sugar.

Better Homes and Gardens   December 1973

When you hear the words "Fast Food", you automatically think of one thing.

CASSEROLE

THEY CAME TOGETHER FOR ONE LAST, STRANGE JOB:

...in a ROUSING SPECACTULAR about

DRINKING UNDERAGEDLY...

...to become

MOM FRIEND, JUGS, and SPEED.

Coming soon to a theater near you in an all-ages, all-genders show.