When You Hear The Words "Fast Food", You Automatically Think Of One Thing.

When you hear the words "Fast Food", you automatically think of one thing.

CASSEROLE

For the fanbase. You know who you are.

Don’t take me for granite or I shale be angry. You won’t will you? Of quartz not.

Drowned face down in cherry Jell-O? It's practically a trope now.

The EMTs found him face down in a half a tub of Cherry Jell-o. He was buried with  his comically large spoon.

Woman’s Day   April 1953

Do I want to read what? Um...

John Oliver Just Found A 'F**king Creepy' But Legal Way To Blackmail Lawmakers

The "Last Week Tonight" host suggested he has some really weird dirt about certain members of Congress.

Dude this is so f*cking briliant.  To basically get Congress to realize how f*cked up data privacy laws are. He did data mining, targeted men over 45 that are within 5 miles of the US capital, and put ads out including “do you want to read Ted Cruise fanfiction”. it looks like 100s clicked it including 3 that seemed to be in the capital building while doing so, which then means he has their device info, ip address etc. which he can then mine even more. 

Necco wafers: Barely the methadone to caramel's heroin.

(As a Yankee I get to say that.)

Caramel: The black tar heroin of sugar.

Better Homes and Gardens   December 1973

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