You + Nct127 As Mafia Members

you + nct127 as mafia members

disclaimer: i don’t know shit about mafia so everything is probably wrong

YOU: headquarters

you’re the living headquarters of nct127 - the communications base that links everyone together and the one who checks all the field members’ equipment. as the communications base, you hold a vital role in making sure doyoung - the strategist - and the fieldwork members can communicate. when the team works on missions in areas where wireless communication won’t work unless there’s a closer connector, you go out into the field yourself to maneuver the communication. it’s highly dangerous in theory, but you haven’t actually gotten badly hurt yet (besides that one time someone shot a bullet through your arm), so you think you can manage. you love the team and would probably take a bullet for them. 

TAEIL: the medic

taeil’s natural disposition discourages him from being physically violent. he would much rather stay out of missions but use his medical knowledge to treat his friends after missions. taeil gets really freaked out every mission, as at least one of you (you, taeyong, mark, winwin or yuta) comes back on the verge of death, but is just grateful he can help. taeil treats each wound as if it’s a fatal one because he believes he takes responsibility for anyone’s death. when not working, taeil is attending online school to get his degree (which is why he’s constantly tired). he also brings in stray cats once every month to nurse them back into health and drop them off at the animal shelter - something he dreads doing every time, but none of the members on the team have time to properly take care of a cat.

“finally, you’re ba- oh my god, yuta! what have i told you about not wearing your bulletproof vest?”

“can we-(grunt) can we talk about that later?”

JOHNNY: the hacker

johnny was actually a combat expert before he discovered technology. since he found his passion and talent for hacking, though, he spends his days locked up in the computer base with his stock of diet coke and twinkies. (he really needs to stop working - taeil recently confirmed that johnny lacks vitamin d.) johnny is an amazing hacker who can practically access any information the team requires, even if it is tightly protected or firewalled. he helps you manage communication between the team during a mission. johnny dislikes doing fieldwork because he hates seeing blood, but he will if the team really needs him to. he specializes in boxing. 

"please AT LEAST go grocery shopping with jungwoo, johnny. you need the sun!”

“...can i get twinkies?”

TAEYONG: the field leader

taeyong is a natural-born leader, and specializes in making good decisions on the spot. the team does its best to follow doyoung’s excellent strategies and advice during a mission, but sometimes taeyong’s rapid decision-making skills are necessary when unexpected circumstances occur - doyoung can’t always see what’s happening. taeyong is respected, especially by the physical combat members, because of his excellent physical abilities. he expertises in knives and shotguns, but is also extremely proficient in other forms of combat. he is not afraid to risk his life to complete a mission - something taeil hates about taeyong’s personality. when not on field, taeyong loves to cook and train with (usually) mark or other fieldwork members.

“yuta, pull out of there!”

“that’s what she sai-”

“(groans) NOW!”

YUTA: the sniper

yuta has always had great eyesight and amazing aim. he waits for the perfect moment and usually fires on doyoung’s cue - unless he can really feel that he needs to fire at a different time. yuta’s timing instincts have always been right, and have determined life or death for several of their members. he does not really have much talent in hand-to-hand combat, though, so is very vulnerable when he is discovered by the enemy. he hates wearing a bulletproof vest because it limits his mobility while shooting - the team worries about him, but yuta always manages to pull out alive. he loves playing shooting games at arcades to win his friends cute prizes - especially you because you love them and sicheng because BOY does he have a big fat crush on him.

“sicheng, look! i won you a teddy bear at that shooting game!”

“ANOTHER one??”

DOYOUNG: the strategist

doyoung has a great mind, and was studying to go to military school before he met the team and was instantly in - especially because he needed the money. doyoung plans for the physical/main portion of the mission: how the team will get in, who to watch out for, what to take, and how to get out. he works closely with you, jungwoo, and johnny for information. doyoung’s creative and tactical approach to strategies is essential to the team’s success. he’s not quite talented in physical combat or weapons, though, so prefers to stay behind the lines (in the headquarters with you and johnny). doyoung constantly wears an headpiece, with a microphone set to a slightly louder audio than you and johnny, in order to communicate with the entire team during a mission.

“... doyoung, that was- whoa... you’re like, really smart.”

“i know, babe.”

JAEHYUN: the charmer

jaehyun knows he’s attractive, and he’s not afraid to use that for the team’s gain. as one of the many heirs-in-line to a very successful company, jaehyun is well-known to many elite groups for his oratory abilities, intellect, and looks. he keeps up his image to the public in order to casually dig up information about missions for the team. he is also proficient in using his attractive traits to get what he wants - always. the effect jaehyun has on people he consciously tries to charm - with a sideways glance, a dimpled smile, and a few words - is so crazy that it has the entire team wondering how the usually unimpressive man in his sweats and four-day unwashed hair can do such a thing. he also financially supports the team. jaehyun is still on field as he does research, though, so constantly trains to be physically adept in hand-to-hand combat.

“...why are you all looking at me like that?”

“um, it’s just weird. (laughs) you look like a totally different person, jae.”

WINWIN: the infiltrator

winwin is babie but he’s also deadly. with his agile and flexible body, sicheng - with the code name winwin - is the first one to enter the field. sicheng works closely with jungwoo in order to avoid missing any information, swiftly dodging any potential traps and security alarms when needed. jungwoo, doyoung, johnny, and you learned a bit of mandarin and winwin’s native district’s dialect in order to communicate with him as accurately as possible. everyone on the team adores him and is impressed by his 1000% accuracy in each mission. he’s everyone’s favorite. when off field, winwin spends his time learning dance in a nearby studio and avoiding the team’s persistent, suffocating hugs of affection.

“y/n, i can’t breathe-”

“i love you sichengie :)) ”

JUNGWOO: the researcher

jungwoo is amazing at his job, swiftly finding any information through his enormous network of people or searches with johnny on the dark web. he has such a huge human network that you could name someone and jungwoo probably knows that person or at least one person who knows them. jungwoo works especially closely with you, johnny, haechan, doyoung, and jaehyun, as the five of you are the ones working behind the lines with him. the entire team is given all the information that jungwoo gains, though - and jungwoo is the one with all the information. he is very competitive and has a talent for sniping, discovered by yuta during a playful bet at a carnival shooting booth. when not working, jungwoo spends his time working as a barista at a local café or internet shopping for comfy pillows to add to the headquarters’ living room-turned-comfort room (because jungwoo firmly believes even mafia need nap time).

“jungwoo, is this pillow yours??”

“it’s a bean bag shaped like a peach! it reminded me of jaehyun, do you guys see it??”

MARK: the versatile

mark can do anything you ask him to do - as in literally anything. when mark first showed up to the headquarters asking to be let in, the entire team (excluding johnny) was shocked. the location to the headquarters was very securely hidden to the public; in fact, only some of your wealthiest and most frequent clients even knew a physical headquarters existed. the team didn’t really have a choice but to let mark in - there was obviously a security leak and none of you would know what it was unless mark told you. it turned out that johnny had let it slip to mark, since johnny knew mark for a while and knew what it felt like to be starving on the streets. johnny had been convinced that the team wouldn’t trust mark enough to let him in unless there was an extremely compelling reason to. the team would have been upset with johnny, but you couldn’t deny that johnny’s assumption was true. and mark proved to be an amazing asset. mark is a hard worker, and believes in the phrase “practice makes perfect.” he is the versatile of the team, usually partaking in the main fieldwork with taeyong but also dabbling in medicine, coding, and communications. he’s eager to learn everything he can to help, and loves to hear praise for what he does. you make sure to compliment mark for every job he finishes, and he beams every time. when not working, mark likes to play guitar and watch netflix with haechan, often arguing over which show they should watch but ultimately settling for haechan’s show.

“okay fine! let’s watch your show. (sighs)”

“oh yeah! thanks hyung!”

HAECHAN: the spy

haechan plays an extremely important role in the team, as the one who digs up information for the mission. while jungwoo uses his human/digital networks and jaehyun uses his charming appearance and status to dig up information, haechan disguises himself as someone he is not to gain information for the team. he’s highly effective, as a very convincing liar and actor. he is amazing at impromptu, and will never forget a word he says on a mission in case he needs to revisit a story he told. haechan is only put on the field when it’s absolutely required, as a false identity can be easily exposed without significant proof. therefore, he tends to have a lot of free time that he spends learning about emergency medical procedures from taeil and watching netflix with mark. haechan is really skilled at what he does, though, and sometimes fools even the team on missions if he is covering his face. (he joined the team after mark, as the team was more open to younger members after mark was admitted.)

“haha! guys, it’s me!”

“holy shit, haechan??”

[12:27 am]

"are you okay?” those are the first words that leave best friend!jaehyun’s mouth as soon as he sees you.

your lip quivers. you thought you’d done a decent job of a poker face, even in front of your best friend. “y-yeah, i’m fine.”

his eyes are filled with concern as he sits down on the couch next to you. “you’re definitely not. come on, spill.”

you bite your lip as it quivers even more, threatening to start a flood of tears. “j-jaehyun, you know, nothing’s wrong. i don’t want to burden you on your only day off in two weeks.”

“you’re not burdening me at all,” he says, and overlaps your hand with his. he stares into your eyes, and you can see your reflection from his pretty brown irises. gosh, do you really look that sad? “i want to know if something’s bothering you because i love you.”

that does it. a tear falls from your eyes without your consent - then another and another and another. you’re crying uncontrollably at once, and jaehyun silently pulls you in for a hug.

you cry into his shoulder, and he rubs your back soothingly. you can’t calm down, and muffle your crying with his shoulder. “i-i,” you say, hiccuping and heaving your breaths.

“shh,” jaehyun says, rubbing your back. “it’s okay. you don’t have to talk right now if you’d rather cry.”

he knows you so well. you silently sob into his shoulder, your arms wrapped around his neck. jaehyun pats your back soothingly, murmuring “it’s okay” and “i love you” into your hair for as long as you need him to. he just wants you to feel better whenever you’re ready to.

childhood friend!mark - friends to lovers

you’d liked childhood friend!mark for as long as you can remember. you had fallen in love at first sight from the very moment your toddler self had met him in the sandbox of your preschool’s playground. you had been new to the class, but mark smiled at you with those lovable, brown sparkling eyes, and shouted to ask if you wanted to make a sandcastle with him. you felt the first butterflies in your stomach of your entire life, and giddily shouted back “yeah!” as the two of you plopped down in the sand together. at the end of the day, you told mark you liked him - a sweet phrase neither of you really knew the meaning of. you just thought it was what you felt, and you’d always been very honest. mark just laughed and asked you to play sandcastle with him the next day, too. 

at the beginning of elementary school, mark had many close friends while you had only him. mark seemed a bit more distant, though - maybe it was because the boys were saying the girls had cooties. mark didn’t want his friends to think he had cooties, but he assured you that he was absolutely sure neither of you had cooties. you told mark you liked him again in first grade, and he said he thought you were a cool bro. it wasn’t serious, though; you just wanted to tell him what you felt because you’d always been very honest. but you regretted telling him when mark became distant and even moved to new york. you were heartbroken, and sent him emails - through mark’s email watermelonisawesome0822 - practically every day telling him how upset you were that he had left without telling you, how things were like back in canada and how much you missed him. the only response you’d ever gotten over the five years you’d emailed him was a week before he moved - i miss you too. i’m coming back really soon. you had been elated to see mark again, to see his bright lovable eyes and hear his laugh ring in the lunchroom.

unfortunately for you, middle school was different. mark attracted attention from the moment he stepped into school - probably because he was from another country, but also probably because he was so sweet and charming. well, at least you thought so. mark was awkward with you, though you’d never been as happy to see him. you were so excited to finally see him that you ran to hug him on his first day of school - and immediately remembered that he became flustered when you hugged him. he stammered nervously when your friends and classmates asked if he was your boyfriend. you laughed and shook your head almost regretfully because deep inside, you knew you still liked him. you talked to mark throughout middle school, but you weren’t in the same friend group and naturally grew a bit distant. 

your family had to move back to korea after middle school, and you were almost devastated to hear that you had to leave your friends - and mark - behind. when you told mark, though, his eyes widened as he told you that he was also moving to korea because he wanted to become a trainee. you were thrilled and laughed as you hugged him again, quickly detaching yourself when you remembered he didn’t like hugs. you were so overjoyed that the third confession just spilled from your lips. “oh my god, i really like you!” mark immediately became flustered, his cheeks flushing red and stammering. your eyes became the size of saucers as you recalled your words. you had been honest, but you hadn’t meant to push him away again. you immediately apologized, and told him honestly that you did mean it, but you still wanted to be friends with him. mark smiled, his cheeks still cherry red, and shyly thanked you for being honest and told you that friends sounded great.

from that moment, you were a bit more free to confess at random moments. truthfully, there were more moments you told mark you liked him because you wanted to see his cute cheeks flush red than moments you confessed because you really meant it. you told him at the airport, through text messages, through calls and on line for smoothies at mcdonald’s, finding the way his cheeks slowly reddened adorable. by this point, it was almost an everyday occurrence for you to tell mark you liked him, but mark’s reaction never got boring and you knew your heart had stayed the same.

at korea, mark became a trainee with a very busy practice schedule. the only time the two of you could really talk was at school - where luckily you were placed in the same class. mark asked you not to confess to him in front of the other students in case a rumor started, and you agreed for his career. you couldn’t keep yourself from whispering the words to him when no one was listening, though, giggling silently when mark pushed you away gently with flaming cheeks and a flustered expression. you resisted the urge to kiss those cheeks, then froze at the realization that you wanted to kiss mark for the first time in your life. maybe this was more than liking him. 

something tugged at your heart, and you struggled to keep your usual attitude with mark. he didn’t have the capacity to notice, though, with his constant training. after months after you realized you liked mark more than a simple like, you decided you wouldn’t be able to handle the heartbreak if you fell in love with him. 

frankly, you were already in love with him. it was obvious in the way you looked at him with hearts spilling from your eyes, the way you smiled whenever he laughed, the way every word he said clung to your mind. it was obvious in the way you always carried watermelon chapstick, in the way the only keychain on your backpack was a mini baby cheetah plushie, in the way you wore the friendship bracelet mark had made all his friends in elementary school every single day. 

you were tired of getting your heart broken every time mark refused to answer to your confessions or disregarded them as jokes entirely, and you were scared that mark would really shatter your heart one day. so you asked your friend to introduce you to someone else - anyone else that could take your mind off mark. she introduced you to a cute boy a grade above you who thought you were cute, and it worked for a while. the two of you texted constantly for weeks, called at midnight, went out on “friendly dates,” and did all the pre-couple things you wished you could do with mark. mark definitely noticed, as one of your closest friends. you felt your heart crack when mark grinned at you and the older boy laugh during a recess break, giving you a big thumbs-up. did mark really not know how much you liked him?

after three months of talking with the older boy, you thought it could work out. when you were with him, there were moments when you forgot you loved mark, moments you forgot about how much he’d like the café the two of you were at, moments you forgot about how badly he’d wanted to see the movie the two of you were seeing. the day the older boy publicly confessed to you in class, though, you almost thought you’d seen something you’d never seen before in mark’s eyes. you shrugged it off, smiled at the older boy, and teasingly told him you’d tell him your answer over call that night, to which the class erupted in cheerful anticipation.

that night, mark called you for the first time in weeks. you were surprised to see his contact name buzzing from the screen of your phone, and even more surprised when the older boy’s call rang at the same time. you would have to decline one and accept the other.

you almost sobbed when you realized you still wanted to accept mark’s call. you took a deep breath before pressing the green accept button to mark’s call. 

“hello?”

[hey, is this (y/n)?]

you laughed. “yeah, who else would it be?”

[i-i don’t know. it’s just been a while,] mark muttered, a bit flustered. there was a short, nervous giggle over the phone. [what are you doing?]

“i was gonna call someone,” you said honestly, “i just got ready to go to sleep.”

[o-oh. i guess it’s that boy? who c-confessed to you today?] mark said, and it’s the shakiest sentence you’d ever heard from him.

“yeah,” you replied. “um, is there something wrong, mark? that you want to tell me about?” mark was always more of a texting person, and never called unless there was an emergency.

[not really,] another short, nervous giggle. [um, i just wanted to call you for the first time in a while.]

you really hated how your heart jumped out of your chest the moment he’d said those words. “that’s really nice, mark,” you said, not being able to fully filter the sarcasm from your voice. “i’m going to hang up if you don’t have anything else to say - i need to call someone.”

[um,] mark said, a small whisper. [i do have um, something to say.]

“what is it?” you practically snapped. you knew it wasn’t his fault you liked him so much, but you couldn’t help but let a bit of your anger out on him.

[wait, don’t hang up. um, i don’t know how to say this.] there was a small silence on his end. 

“just say it, mark,” you sighed. mark had always been careful with his words, but you just wanted him to get it over with already so you could hang up and he could stop breaking your heart.

[okay, okay. i um,] a deep breath, [i like you, (y/n). wait, no, shit. it’s a more than that. like, i love you. well, it’s the first time i’ve said that to someone other than my parents, so i’m not really really sure if this is love, but i think it’s love and,] he stopped himself. [i love you.]

you forgot to breathe.

[i don’t know why this is coming to me just now,] mark said, and you could hear that he truly meant it in his voice, [but when i see you with someone else, i think i get, like, really jealous. and i can’t stop thinking about you, i can’t stop thinking about what you’re doing all the time, what you want to eat right now, what i can bring to make you smile, what i can like, say to make you laugh.] he gulped. it was obvious that mark was practically shaking from his voice and from his amplified habit of using his favorite filler word. [sorry, that was a lot cheesier than i meant it to be and i know you probably like that guy a lot. i’m really late and i-]

“i like you, mark,” you blurted, “i love you.”

[oh, shit. wait, really?] mark blurted, surprised. [you don’t understand how happy i am right now. wow, um, wow!] you could practically see him jumping around in his dark blue-themed room.

you laughed, tears in your eyes. you’d just heard the three words you’d longed to hear from his lips all your life. “no, mark, i don’t think you understand how happy i am.”

[maybe we’re both so happy we don’t understand each other,] he said, and you could practically hear the grin in his voice. he giggled. [oh fuck, i love you so fucking much.]

“i love you too,” you giggled as the two of you plunged into lively conversation, the rest of the world forgotten as you laughed into the night.

@valentine-jae​’s masterlist (by member)

[popular - italicized]

[personal favorites - 🍓]

JOHNNY

11:05 am - (GIF) best friend!johnny + best friend!mark

-> both you and mark have a habit of smacking johnny when you laugh.

6:04 pm - boyfriend!johnny

-> he kisses you.

7:38 pm - best friend!johnny 🍓

-> you and johnny watch the sunset on his roof.

10:47 pm - best friend!johnny

-> you don’t realize that he loves you - so much.

10:48 pm - best friend!johnny (when you’re crying series)

-> johnny wants to run away with you somewhere you won’t get hurt, but you both know he can’t.

12:11 am - best friend!johnny (when you’re crying series)

-> you’re crying and johnny just wants to make you feel safe.

johnny 2.9.2020 🍓 

-> you remember all the small things you loved about johnny. (360 words)

never have i ever - part one, part two  🍓

-> you play never have i ever with four friends: jaehyun, who sulks because he’s just thrown a party for a boy who doesn’t seem to have any interest in him; doyoung, who has an alcohol tolerance as (surprisingly) strong as his tendency to tease johnny; johnny, your best friend since high school who apparently wants to kiss someone in the room; and mark, the sweet boy who blushes when you smile at him. [choose your own adventure - voting made part 2 johnny]

DOYOUNG

7:35 pm - best friend!doyoung 🍓

-> doyoung thought he’d be happy for you when you finally hit it off with johnny - he didn’t think he’d feel so empty.

TEN

8:42 pm - long distance boyfriend!ten

-> you surprise him on his birthday.

4:21 pm - best friend!ten

-> there’s something so perfect about today that you feel like confessing to him

JAEHYUN:

1:28 am - assassin!jaehyun

-> you’re assigned a mission to kill your accomplice’s brother.

10:32 pm - husband!jaehyun

-> you talk to him about hot wanting children.

7:25 pm - best friend!jaehyun 🍓

-> he loves you for all of these reasons.

11:34 pm - long distance boyfriend!jaehyun

-> he surprises you just as valentine’s day is about to end.

12:27 am - best friend!jaehyun (when you’re crying series)

-> he’s there for you whether you want to talk about it or just cry into his shoulder.

hunger games!jaehyun (550 words)

-> jaehyun wants you to win, even if he dies.

JUNGWOO:

9:32 am - heartbreaker!jungwoo

-> jungwoo thought he could make you fall in love with him, but ended up falling for you instead.

MARK:

9:14 am - church boy!mark

-> you hold hands during prayer.

11:05 am - (GIF) best friend!johnny + best friend!mark

-> both you and mark have a habit of smacking johnny when you laugh.

1:40 pm - boyfriend!mark

-> you bake a cheesecake together.

9:32 pm - best friend!mark (when you’re crying series)

-> you get a disappointing semester report back and mark comforts you like the amazing friend he is

11:02 pm - best friend!mark

-> mark wishes you would stop and give yourself a break sometimes.

11:23 pm - boyfriend!mark 🍓

-> you like hugging mark whenever you watch a movie.

childhood friends to lovers!mark (2.0k words)

-> you’ve loved mark since your first day at preschool in canada, and tell him you like him countless times. maybe one day he’ll say it back.

beach day (1.2k words) 🍓 

-> mark carries you into the water - and also gets carried away because you look so pretty.

boy next door!mark 🍓

songs that make me want to run barefoot in the summer grass with mark lee 

[series] never have i ever - part one 🍓

-> you play never have i ever with four friends: jaehyun, who sulks because he’s just thrown a party for a boy who doesn’t seem to have any interest in him; doyoung, who has an alcohol tolerance as (surprisingly) strong as his tendency to tease johnny; johnny, your best friend since high school who apparently wants to kiss someone in the room; and mark, the sweet boy who blushes when you smile at him. [choose your own adventure - voting made part 2 johnny]

LUCAS:

9:57 pm - bad boy!lucas

-> he would do anything to let you love him even a bit more.

HAECHAN:

2:45 pm - boyfriend!haechan 🍓

-> you paint sunflowers on each other’s hands.

JENO:

10:21 pm - boyfriend!jeno 🍓

-> jeno tickles you when you refuse to give him his promised kiss.

12:01 am - boyfriend!jeno 🍓

-> jeno listens to your weird midnight thoughts as you’re both about to fall asleep.

NCT 127 AS

ENNEAGRAM TYPES

MAFIA (+ you)

HOGWARTS STUDENTS

NCT DREAM AS

HOGWARTS STUDENTS

um article title translations if you guys want more info (from top to bottom):

NCT DREAM, statement that there will be no member change but instead a fixed unit -> team name NCT U

Mark, returns to NCT DREAM

NCT DREAM, reorganization of team system after April activities [official]

NCT DREAM, changement of system plan after April comeback “7 member NCT U activities”

(i’m so happy we get to see 7dream again but i just hope they balance out the units’ comebacks and don’t overwork mark and haechan 🥺)

hi everyone just wanted to share the news that nct dream is (kinda) FIXED UNIT!! as in they’ll be doing activities under nct u but with the same members as nct dream right now + mark!

this is really recent news bc it came out less than an hour ago 😳 and probably hasn’t been translated yet but i just wanted to share it with you all 🥺🥺

does anyone remember reblogging my 13k word hogwarts au of johnny?? i did put the read more function but i’m desperate to salvage whatever’s left :(( i actually spent so much time on it i’m so sad right now :(((