This Is Me

This is me…

Nick: I'm bisexual and confused.

Nick: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.

Jason to Bruce: Yeah, well Mom would have killed the Joker for me!

Bruce: Jaylad, I can't-

Bruce: Who is 'Mom'.

Jason: Talia, duh.

Dick: Yeah, Bruce, duh.

Dick: Wait.

Dick: What?

Damian: I was not made aware of this development.

Tim: You think she'd still kill him if she's asked nicely, Jay?

Jason: Probably.

Tim: Hm.

*Later that day*

Duke: The Joker was killed in his Arkham cell, apparently. No evidence left of the killer, but it wasn't a quick death.

Dick, looking Tim dead in the eyes: Oh wow, I wonder how that happened?

Tim: A mystery, truly.

Duke:

Duke: Not that I'm complaining, right, I'm as happy about his death as the rest of you. But would Bruce be okay with this?

Jason, from across the Manor: WHICH ONE OF YOU EVIL FUCKS TOLD TALIA THAT I WANTED TO COME BACK TO NANDA PARBAT OVER THE SUMMER???

Damian, pouring his cereal: Maybe you should VISIT MOTHER MORE OFTEN, YOU HEATHEN.

Dick: We care very little about what Bruce is okay with here.

Duke: I'm starting to get that, yeah.

ideally jk rowling will be next

"ITS NOT THE LAST TIME WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE SYSTEM THAT IS MOON KNIGHT."

s5 better be will byers’ reputation era and by that i mean

badass, “don’t fuck with me” vibes (perfect for the apocalypse) paired with finding unconditional love and happiness with the boy of his dreams

JKR: *Mentions Marlene, Dorcas & Mary once*

JKR: *Explains 3% of Remus, Sirius, James, Lily and Regulus*

JKR: *Makes Peter a traitor*

JKR: *Makes The Marauders bullies*

JKR: *Kills them all*

The fandom: *Comes up with Headcanons for these characters' sexualities, childhood, parents, favorite beverage, favorite food, the way they act when they are drunk, who they date, identities, the way they dress, favorite songs, how they act when they are sad, how they act when they are happy, how they act when they are angry, how they sleep, how they take they coffee or tea, mental illnesses, mental conditions, them as songs, Halloween costumes, Christmas Presents, sweets they like, jewelry they wear, friendships between each other, relationships between each other, when they lost their virginity, how they like sex, NSFW Headcanons, blood type, zodiac sign, religion, how they dance, what shows they watch, favorite movies, favorite superhero, favorite villain, them as dishes, them as drinks, what they wear for a club, what they wear for the beach, what they wear for the mountain, how they manage their social media, what kind of smartphones they have, if they are dog or cat people, if they are vegan or not, ideal jobs, jobs they actually have, future plans, if they want kids or not, dreams and hopes, worst fears, nightmares they have, them as colors, them as partners, them as our partners, how they decorate their rooms, how they act on the dentist's appointment, how they act on a doctor's appointment, childhood traumas, them as Greek Gods, them as celebrities, them as books, books they read, favorite author, favorite singer, music abilities, sport abilities, weird abilities...etc(insert more)*

Literally everyone else: You need help...

The fandom: *sighing* We know